You could let the engine do the hard work by disconnecting the return pipe to the tank into a fuel container. Or a syphon pipe with a rubber squeeze bulb to drain into a fuel container. Isnt there a drain plug to undo available on you tank. The irish tinker method is to stab the tank with a screwdriver.
As above, let the fuel pump do the hard work. Short out the fuel relay, disconnect the relevant pipe in the engine bay, and pump it straight into a fuel can
yeah yeah ud all give £60 of diesel away aswell wouldn't you..the escapade has cost me enough already, I'm not against sticking a pipe inthe filler but is it an anti siphon?
Why not drink the fuel by sucking on the feed pipe, and pee in a fuel container!
although... Diesel has been blamed for causing my Dads Bladder cancer...... - so PLEASE DONT DRINK THE STUFF!