at least wimmin don't smell like a greek sewer, speak outta their backsides and keep their brains in their trousers.
You've not met our Myrtle.

Jizz is white and **** is yellow so you can tell wehther your coming or going.

You got man flu Carty?

Eh Slob why do some/most men moan like fu ck when they get a cold.
 
I aint moanin ol grunt Its got a week off work thats the good bit...The snot exsplosions are a side effect i could do without..sorry hijackin slobs thread that makes a change sorry ol chap, AAhhcchhoo!!...nuts..:( best ask a question quick er why does wimen just get colds when blokes only gets flu???
 
The best bit about a cold is when the snot thickens up and you can gog the gilberts out the car window onto passing scooter riders and the likes.
 
GRUNT said:
You've not met our Myrtle.

Jizz is white and **** is yellow so you can tell wehther your coming or going.

You got man flu Carty?

Eh Slob why do some/most men moan like fu ck when they get a cold.


real men dunt get colds they only get life threathning deep deadly only curable if you are really tough kinda flu
 
cartman690 said:
I best ask a question quick er why does wimen just get colds when blokes only gets flu???

men have been getting flu fer yonks,ages,donkies years whereas bird flu is fairly recent thing so most wumin don't know how bad flu really is.
 
ah now you seem to mis-understand the concept of donkies years. it does infact relate to a very long time as donkies being as stuborn as most wimin its takes them a very very very very long time to do anythinig useful.
so years aren't measure in donkies rather donkies is an expression of something takin a lot longer than is nessicery, like wimin getting ready to go out, or wumin decideing which shoes to wear.
but as a little teaser fer yous ,do you know how to have a nob as long as a donkey's??
 
i woz born wiv one - but i cant answer yu - coz its the "Ask Slob" thread - and I keep gettin told off for answerin his questions...

I suggest yu ask him.
 

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