The Mad Hat Man said:
Dear Aunty Slob
If a piece of buttered toast always lands butter side down and if a cat always lands on its feet. If yu strap a piece of toast butter side up to the back of a cat - which way up does it land?
reet daft after many hours with my slide rool and slate, i have come to the conclusion that i need more specifics before i can give a definative answer.
wot ah need is
a/ is it white bread or brown
b/ wholemeal or halfmeal
c/ marg or butter
d/ salted or unsalted
e/are the crusts still on
f/ on a scale of 1-10,1 being very lightly toasted where would you put yer toast?
g/is it still hot
h/ what are the dimensions of the slice
i/ has the butter soaked in or is it sitting on the surface
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j/ is the cat male of female
k/has it been done
l/long or short haired
m/weight
n/ long or short tail
o/height
p/collar or no collar
q/how many lives does it have left
r/ has it got both eyes the same colour
s/does it like having things attached to it
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t/indoors or out
u/temp
v/humidity
w/altitude
x/wind speed
y/height of drop
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z/ how much do i get paid
specifics! daft! specifics you need to be specific
