Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse. choose to worship an overated talentless centre forward named Torres who was last seen in Ferdinands back pocket,choose to murder innocent Italian men,women and children,choose to crush your own fans to death and rob and **** on their corpses,then blame everybody but your ****ed up selves for it,choose the scummiest club and fans in Europe,choose liverpool fc!
SHANKLY KNEW
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an the ACR auto motive 22k rebuild there just off the top of me head very soon your pride an joy could be a sIII bitzer lets see who's :hysterically_laughithen
