Safe there as he doesn't know where I live and with his giro he couldn't afford it.
Safe there as he doesn't know where I live and with his giro he couldn't afford it.
disco2shaun
New Member
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseasholidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year". The scouser said, "You're bullsh*tting me!". The man behind the counter said, "Well you started it!"
A boy asked his Mum, 'Is it possible to get pregnant by having anal sex, the mother replied 'Yeah, where do you think scousers come from'
Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
Couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin
Q: Define confusion
A: Fathers day in Liverpool
Q. Why can't you circumcise a Scouser?
A. Because there is no end to those pricks.
A boy asked his Mum, 'Is it possible to get pregnant by having anal sex, the mother replied 'Yeah, where do you think scousers come from'
Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
Couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin
Q: Define confusion
A: Fathers day in Liverpool
Q. Why can't you circumcise a Scouser?
A. Because there is no end to those pricks.
johnlad
Well-Known Member
wow your funny
disco2shaun
New Member
disco2shaun
New Member
johnlad
Well-Known Member
your a bit slow answering, is someone having to read the posts for youi know, i cant believe it my self sometimes
disco2shaun
New Member
yes i am a retard
50 pence
New Member
HOW DARE YOU !!!.
Fangio and Green Giant are,nt on line !.
Perhaps hes gone down there for a " mash up ". ( they might be at it as we speak ! ).
( please dont come down and " mess up my sh1t " )
Del.
johnlad
Well-Known Member
hey Shaun, has that scouser **** you up so much that you changed your location from Doncaster to somewhere?
disco2shaun
New Member
yes im so scared please dont hurt me hahahaha, i did it 4 a reaction coz this is getting boring.
Dewin
Well-Known Member
FFS despite driving a hippo you've got some sense
... everyone know's The Stones were/are the better band.
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
I rekon plod forums might like to check out green ovals posts. Might be worth mentioning over there I rekon.
I rekon plod forums might like to check out green ovals posts. Might be worth mentioning over there I rekon.
Sadly saying and doing are too different things- you could always use IP logs to report harrising and offensive behaviour
My ISP would tell you to ****off though
disco2shaun
New Member
dont think he would be hard to find if owt did happen to my dads old 90, know a few people in liverpool which are more than happy to pay him a visit
****sta's all the same-full of ****.
If your seriously going to make a visit, best not to broadcast it.
Troll behaviour is all I have seen so far from ****sta, But if the piece of bum fluff does anything-give them a ****ing good hiding.
My experience is the police will turn up 10 years later and all your get is a reference number.
If your seriously going to make a visit, best not to broadcast it.
Troll behaviour is all I have seen so far from ****sta, But if the piece of bum fluff does anything-give them a ****ing good hiding.
My experience is the police will turn up 10 years later and all your get is a reference number.
