ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
I didn't say it's ALL that's bothering me. I just said that it's whats bothering me at the moment.
It makes my screen dissapear.
BOOMER
Bloke from Dorset
sun is out.. motor has MOT..
still nobody wants to go on lanes this weekend tho...
I thought about giving you a call to see if you were about today, but not sure my stitches will tolerate too much bouncing around, especially as I got a fair trip to make tonight.
I didn't know you had stitches or that you had a fair trip to make.. sounds like you havinf either too much fun or nowhere near enough..
but you're right, stitches don't like bouncing..
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
BOOMER
Bloke from Dorset
Amicable stab wound eh Boomer!!
How long before they're out?
Ha Ha.
- Plenty of fun being had.
- Stab wound was by scalpel, under local anaesthetic.
- Not sure if I should have used the word 'bouncing'
- Stitches out in about 10 - 14 days hopefully.
- Yes, things are still amicable
Amicable stab wound eh Boomer!!
How long before they're out?
be forewarned...... when i ploughed up the road with my chin - the most painful part was the removal of the stitches - mainly coz the nurse couldnt differentiate between stitches and stubble!!!!.
depends what type of stitch they use.. when I had my first hernia done they used one long stitch with a bow in it.. cut the bow and it pulled straight out with no discomfort.. second time round they used a series of little stitches and every one pulled like a bitch on the way out and hurt like hell...
BOOMER
Bloke from Dorset
THANKS guys.
Given the location of my stitches I am now looking forward to PAIN.....
Bastids
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
THANKS guys.
Given the location of my stitches I am now looking forward to PAIN.....
Bastids
ya coulda opted for mole grips instead of stitches.
BOOMER
Bloke from Dorset
ya coulda opted for mole grips instead of stitches.
True, but...........
'Is that some molegrips in yer pocket or are you just pleased to see me?'
Doesn't have the same ring to it, does it???
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
True, but...........
'Is that some molegrips in yer pocket or are you just pleased to see me?'
Doesn't have the same ring to it, does it???
sniggerI went out to a guy with a pick-up truck that wouldn't start the other day.
He caught his wedding ring on his tipper body a couple of weeks ago and ripped his finger completely off.
:doh:They sewed it back on but it didn't take so had to be removed again.
Another reason for me NOT to get married.
I went out to a guy with a pick-up truck that wouldn't start the other day.
He caught his wedding ring on his tipper body a couple of weeks ago and ripped his finger completely off.
They sewed it back on but it didn't take so had to be removed again.
Another reason for me to NOT get married.
It was a well known hazard in the aircraft industry with peeps walking on the wings - a few people slipped and put their hands out to save themselves sliding off and a ring caught on a rivet head and either stripped the finger or ripped it off .
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ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
I dunno marriage aint all that bad - you get less for manslaughter
Have you seen the new Barbie doll for sale? I think they call it 'divorced Barbie'.
It comes complete with the House, Car, Boat, Caravan, etc....
BOOMER
Bloke from Dorset
what about 'let me out of this hellhole ken'
or 'if you leave you'll never see your daughter again barbie'
shh tiggs you're sounding bitter
Level headed I'd say!!!
