Is that not a Japanese motorbike?Itchyfanny?
kurtjohnson10
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2 bottles of wkd to the right girl in my day guaranteed her itchy fanny gave you an itchy knob
Happy Days
2 bottles of WKD Blue in my day would get you a girl with an itchy fanny which would then give you an itchy knob
Happy Days
Must have been upper class if it took 2 bottles2 bottles of wkd to the right girl in my day guaranteed her itchy fanny gave you an itchy knob
2bottles of WKD Blue in my day would get you a girl with an itchy fanny which would then give you an itchy knob
Happy Days
tomcat59alan
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kurtjohnson10
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Pre sex drink and after sex drink, i was a charmer in those daysMust have been upper class if it took 2 bottles
Didn't hang around long enough for after sex drink, not once I could see them in day lightPre sex drink and after sex drink, i was a charmer in those days
kurtjohnson10
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Didn't hang around long enough for after sex drink, not once I could see them in day light
This is a true story,
when we was 18 four of us lads went up to the local pub disco. My mate woke up the next day with his ex-girlfriends nan
That is the gospel truth, he went to splash his face and go for a piddle before a sharp exit only to find her teeth in a glass of steradent on the sink top.
She had only lost her husband a month before
.I was howling laughing when he told me
Nowt wrong with teeth out. Gives a good bl*w jobThis is a true story,
when we was 18 four of us lads went up to the local pub disco. My mate woke up the next day with his ex-girlfriends nan
That is the gospel truth, he went to splash his face and go for a piddle before a sharp exit only to find her teeth in a glass of steradent on the sink top.
She had only lost her husband a month before
I was howling laughing when he told me
kurtjohnson10
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The thing is he only went home with her because she had had her hip done a few months before.Nowt wrong with teeth out. Gives a good bl*w job
She was on a walker frame and he was worried about her, ended up bedding her
The jammy so and soThe thing is he only went home with her because she had had her hip done a few months before.
She was on a walker frame and he was worried about her, ended up bedding her
kurtjohnson10
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seriously she was in her late sixties but looked in her late seventies. He didnt go out for months afterwards due to the shame - seriously, all the local girls would not go near himThe jammy so and so
tomcat59alan
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I heard one from my mate,if it wasn't for the label on her big toe you would sworn she was alive.seriously she was in her late sixties but looked in her late seventies. He didnt go out for months afterwards due to the shame - seriously, all the local girls would not go near him
kurtjohnson10
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A favourite of mine is - I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.I heard one from my mate,if it wasn't for the label on her big toe you would sworn she was alive.
tomcat59alan
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Many a good tune played on an old fiddleseriously she was in her late sixties but looked in her late seventies. He didnt go out for months afterwards due to the shame - seriously, all the local girls would not go near him
tomcat59alan
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You and me too
I may have done you whilst you were doing her.
Thought I felt a little prick now and againI may have done you whilst you were doing her.
MacMan6107
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The things you learn on a Range Rover forum
