apart from the obvious reluctance to charge in and get myself out of my depth - mud and getting stuck wise

my internal radar just started twitching and not feeling like meeting some stranger out in the middle of nowhere- sorry Shadeh sure you're a lovely bloke but I listen to my vibes :(
 
110woman said:
apart from the obvious reluctance to charge in and get myself out of my depth - mud and getting stuck wise

my internal radar just started twitching and not feeling like meeting some stranger out in the middle of nowhere- sorry Shadeh sure you're a lovely bloke but I listen to my vibes :(
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If he weren't a noob and fitted in here at least you'd know he were weird :eek::p
 
blue beasty said:
If he weren't a noob and fitted in here at least you'd know he were weird :eek::p
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happy meeting with the weird, obscene, fixated , predictable and opinionated lot that are LZers - it's the quiet ones make me twitch :eek:
 
You need to PM me fella with your exact location. Give me coordinates of some description and ill come and find you tomorrow.

Maybe we can get 110 down to have a little look aswell??? :D:p
 
crashbox said:
So? He is obviously keen to get into off roading, made a begginers arse of it and turned to us for help. I would be down there pulling him out if I had my Landy on the road and if I was closer. Is there a pre-requisite for posting on the 'Zone? I only joined after I bought my Series project a year ago.
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So? So nothing was just a simple statement followed by a smiley nothing more nothing less get a grip :doh:
 
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FFS this has gotta be the least informative rescue thread in exsistance..

Has he contacted anyone via PM?
Does anyone know where he is??
Has anyone gone to rescue him???
 
It's a good job he got stuck near Coventry if he was near Sheffield the bloody thing would have been nicked by now.
 
waldershelf said:
It's a good job he got stuck near Coventry if he was near Sheffield the bloody thing would have been nicked by now.
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IT's worst than that. He's stuck near 110Woman. Who's probably been out with a flask of coffee laced with sleeping pills. Poor bugger is prob just waking up and wondering how he ended up chained to a fourposter bed in a cellar?? :eek: :p
 
khaos said:
If I was stuck round ere I'd be sleeping in it with some sort of knife over night.
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Then your a muppet of the highest order. :doh: All that will get you is a good kicking at best or stabbed to death with your own knife at worst.


If you're gonna keep a weapon handy then use an hammer or pickaxe handle etc. In order to use a knife you have to get in close. and that means close enough for the other person to hit you. Also knives can easily get trapped or break, slip etc. unlike an hammer etc. Which as long as you keep a good grip on it can be used several times.
 
redhand said:
IT's worst than that. He's stuck near 110Woman. Who's probably been out with a flask of coffee laced with sleeping pills. Poor bugger is prob just waking up and wondering how he ended up chained to a fourposter bed in a cellar?? :eek: :p
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with broken ankles:D
 
i just seen the message he sent me at just gone midnight,HE'S ALIVE:clap2:
I don't think 110's go to him yet.
but i can't help him till after 3 today though,do you think he will last that long?
 
coz1 said:
i just seen the message he sent me at just gone midnight,HE'S ALIVE:clap2:
I don't think 110's go to him yet.
but i can't help him till after 3 today though,do you think he will last that long?
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If he keeps the doors locked and resists the cake. He might Just????
 
For a start I would never use sleeping tablets on an unsuspecting bloke :mad:..................

He's no use to me if he's asleep :D

He hadn't PMd me clearly thinks that I possibly couldn't offer as much to the rescue as perhaps others, can't think why :rolleyes:

Anyway I'm glad....it's raining and a rescue would ruin my hair :eek:
 
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