You should probably learn to play the banjo and pretend that your mum is your sisters missus dogs aunt's house cleaner.
The traditional welcome out here is to drop trou' when you approach someones house, it justs common decency.
His wife's bloody lovely anawJust your wife in during the day, you say![]()
Just your wife in during the day, you say![]()
The mother in law too, shes single! lol
60, talks posh, is a woman (so absolutely nuts!), Dave would probably call her a gilf...
just realised... you have a disco!
Your knackered, her ex (10 years ago) had one and now she hates them!
Can use my landy if you wantDon't have a towbar on the Yaris![]()
Can use my landy if you want
Might come to that, I seem to have lost my Discovery!
Well just let me know pal, it's there if you need to use itMight come to that, I seem to have lost my Discovery!
Well just let me know pal, it's there if you need to use it
Having never seen her you're more than welcome lol. But aye I'll come with, when you going?Just been called seem its ready to be collected!
Your more than welcome to tag along to 'Bandit Country' when I'm going, however first dibs on the MIL![]()