here's some more:

he did mention something about driving it over your corsa ya chavvy little ****.

who the feck is pimple picker?

ok here goes. pockets buys a s2, i do windows, his brother had to excuse himself as he needed a ****, i had to excuse myself cos i heard a vibrating noise coming from the bedroom, yella desperatley tries to sell pockets windows for said s2 but is too late now. lots of talk about stretched rings...

just talk utter crap like the rest of us!

i'd say 99 percent utter sh!te

got the centre of the bonnet done tonight with a very thin disc and it seemed to go pretty well. i'll put loadsa pics on just for you slob cos i know how you like your chequer plate!

even if they're near slick? cos believe me, his are. smooth as his waxed backside!

ha fookin ha!, says the chap with tyres as narrow as me push bike!

english aint too bad mate. hello and welcome.

hello and welcome mate

nice landys. welcome.

hello and welcome

nope but hello and welcome anyway!

hello and welcome. nice choice of landy. do what i do, if summat don't work or breaks then throw it away. half the crap aint necessary anyway!

hopefully a few more words than you put on here though! hello and welcome.

hello and welcome

hello and welcome

yeah thats what i did ormus. had 3 policies and was paying £900. 1 fully comp and 2 tpft. now paying £600 fully comp and can drive anything.

no bother mate. looking forward to the weekend! should be fun.