rear main seal is a favourite too

from cold, take off the expansion tank cap, start the engine. if you see bubbles, its likely your head gasket has gone

check the fluid level also, i dont own an auto landy but i do own a trans am with an auto box, if the fluid is low it wont change gear correctly

why not just get ****ed, put on some porn, go for a drve and have a **** whilst driving

i think iannotts has a point, a tv on the dash panel is a bigger distraction than a mobile phone. its a car for godsake, why do we need bloody dvds and televisions in a car?? your not living in it are you! what happened to the good old idea of I SPY or something.