Go on yer bike instead of walking. You don't leave it on. I dilute it 50/50. Your little bike will be made out of pressed tin, so it'll be safe.

Demon Tweeks is near you in Wales.

I do use muc-off for that, but any will do as you should clean and lube regularly...

What are you actually asking?

Just remove the rear propshaft. Or burn the whole vehicle.

Lake Geneva is a fresh water lake. Golly, a gaylandererer being wrong! Who'd have thought it?

Heavy duty vaseline will be involved.

Surely, the common denominator is......... you!

I think it is YOU that has everyone on ignore.... ......you bedwetting pillow-biter.

Gaylanders are owned by bumderers and hairdressers is an axiomatic statement.

No, it's a type of salamander with it's gills outside the body.

Fixed that for you.

Maybe he and you should stick to Saturday morning cooking.

You'll get @Hippoo all excited.

150bar or 2000psi? You'll find those kind of pressures at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

Stanley Sir! Is old and cheap. I don't think he's allowed near anything young and expensive.

Is Urly the name of your boyfriend?

Is it a 3 toed sloth? Was it too quick for you to see it?

You gotta be a massive pillow biting, bed wetter to have people on ignore and to state that you have people on ignore. What is the common denominator of the 9 ignored people? That is right....the one real creep on here- Stanley Sir!

Why are you so insistent on doing everything to derail the medical care she is receiving?