1. J

    LRM writer joins the Zone...

    Welcome to Landyzone, good luck on your adventures in the insanity ward, message sent from the best part of the shy tole.
  2. J

    Trolly Jack Broken

    Any good hydraulic services company with a workshop should be able to assist or advise. good luck.
  3. J

    Head Gasket about to go on Discovery

    Tell them to go forth and multiply, do as has been previously suggested by others but please be advised that some garages grossly overcharge women drivers/owners. P.S. To introduce thi'sen is always polite in mixed company.
  4. J

    Name that tool

    It's a tuning fork for a V8 petrol, Septics call it a deal for a c**ksucker. Probably for window rubbers
  5. J

    Does your central locking work?

    OK but o/s/r/ window stopped shut, look tomz tho
  6. J

    Overflowing expansion tank..

    ??specialist?? Seems to be a bit of a knobjockey, how long you had the 300?
  7. J

    Eeeaare

    Wot ever happened to that blondie **** on't telly, Simon Dee ? Sorry shood 'av posted in enyfin' goes fread.
  8. J

    Hi from Huddersfield

    Well Swampie, might see you out and about, this fair and beautiful, part of the world. Good Luck.
  9. J

    build from bits? do-able?

    Good Grief Man, if I were in a position to, I'd employ those two fellas.
  10. J

    On another note.....

    Now:- Carer and housewife to my Gwennie last 30 years, L.G.V. technician/mechanic for Scania, Volvo and M.B. previously Rig Mechanic on offshore platforms before that, Marine Engineer & Naval Architect (first wife buggered that up) the end.
  11. J

    On another note.....

    Spring cabbage gets the ballast to evacuate the premises, sharpish!!!
  12. J

    What's the bestestest wiper blades to get?

    Aye man, beat the hell outta them cheap wooden ones.
  13. J

    Never owned, about to buy - ADVICE PLEASE!

    Beaut Nick, how many ackers??? Oh and Welcome.
  14. J

    Discovery 300tdi clutch replacement.

    If you think these boxes are heavy, try a ZF box in a narrow chassis Magirus Deutz with only a few railway sleepers and a small pull/lift Tirfor.
  15. J

    Discovery 300tdi clutch replacement.

    Did mine in one day plus parts used two X 3 ton trolley jacks several brews and sandwich lunch 'n' I'm an old git! ( 9am to 5.30pm )
  16. J

    300tdi engine kept turning over when key removed

    Seen it happen umpteen times on all sorts of engines, bang a new starter motor onit bud.
  17. J

    What mileage is your Disco 1 on?

    96 N reg. on 120,000 miles bought last year. usual bits & bobs, all the usual crap , now o/s elec wdw. has stopped working. 300tdi btw.
  18. J

    wheels and arches fitted

    Awsum boots mate.
  19. J

    I need this idea out of my head

    40 sheep?????????? no need for a woman then???
  20. J

    I need this idea out of my head

    Go For Gold Matt, get the 101, you only get one life grab every hope and dream by the gonads and squeeze everything out of it that you can. enjoy, enjoy, enjoy, the past 14 days has taught me many lessons. GO FOR IT!!!!!! There is always a regret there if you don't.