I do blame Brewer and China.

Check how many freelanders are for sale in the uk that are only two to three years old mostly on desperate seller .

Paint shop yeah right!!!!!!

Oil companies back in the '50s & '60s lobbied the U.S. government to ensure production and import of petrol engined vehicles coz there was more profit in petroleum spirit.

They never found my 4 bore though!!!!!!!

Lets you get out with the shotgun ""quietly"" and them poor so and so's are completely unaware. Yippeeeeeeeee!

What's happened then Buddy, have the gentlemen in Wales found you out?

No, but I do have a Mines Rescue certificate, does that count?

Sounds like you work with a proper twonk!

Well he is a gaylander owner, that should be evidence enough. By the way, you have my sympathy.(He will be a nob )

We should bloody well think so too!!!!!!!

Has a new Pope been elected?

try new oil filter on box, but suspect worn or out of adjustment brake bands.

Oz???? you lucky devil, bonzer mate.

open air doggin then?

hope patent applied for ?