Here we go. I knew I was in for it....Btw, I put a new pressure switch on as a matter of course when I re O ringed the valve block. I've also bought a substitute valve block pre doctored. Got the sensor readings within 1 side to side. The threaded plug thing that the sensor fixings screw into...

I've suspected the shocks all along but I was only guessing. I'm going with the pros this time. I've just used the jack method to lower the Ratbag onto my patent calibration pillars. I've done three levels now and as you intimate the rear end was slow to settle from high to STD. I could still...

We'll, not quite. The definition of BLOCK is a solid hard object flat on all sides. My one remaining brain cell interpreted it as that. I wondered why the land rover ones were spindles. Hmmmmmm. By putting my 100mm blocks betwixt bump and axle plate the spring was already up to ninety nine. So...

You've done it now. I've been moved to a safe house for my own protection.

I can't tell a lie. It'll take a while of counseling and therapy to muster the courage to own up to what I've done. Luckily wazza didn't leave bruises that show. Now to face Matron.

Not qualified to join in but I do know about Pooters. My version of easunlock was misbehaving, even showing good idle. I downloaded the latest version and left it where it downloaded to and only opened it from there. Ditch all previous versions and close everything else running. You've probly...

Fancy asking a question about prospective range rover ownership on here. If you'd done a search as recommended you'd know what to expect. My p38 2002 Thor has monitors on the headrests and a ps2 in the boot. I switched the sat nav from CD to DVD which ups the viewing options. I threw the towel...

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OK men. This is day one. A new day. A wazza day. I'm posting this so everyone knows what he's doing for me. I'll get into conversation with him this morning. This is my starting point. ......Up on 100mm blocks LF 50cm sensor 127. RF 51cm sensor 132. LR 50cm sensor 116. RR 51cm 117. I tried to...

At last !! Someone who speaks my language ! The part about matron partially undressed I found a little outlandish. However, the post had such a soothing effect,, it averted another panic attack. Todays activities are airbag bursting. A little light relief. I'll absorb myself wholly unashamedly-...

I must need to edit my profile stuff to allow PM's. You're all correct. I did start with the block thing as directed. Since then I've just been so wrapped up in what MUST be a leak somewhere. There's nothing left on the whole shooting match that I haven't replaced, re-replaced or substituted...

Blimey. What am I supposed to say to that? You'll probably see what I'm doing wrong straight away. That's really damned nice of you. Best regards Peter.

I am now, true. The valve sequence makes sense suddenly. The blocks, height readout and subsequent writing to ECU has got me into trouble. Extended, I remember is 148 which still gets me up to 52cm +. The very reason I'm using the bit readout as a target. I'm still a beginner at this which is...

The block thing is where I came in. With my trusty 100mm (&105mm) blocks standard height is 49cm. That's when I read wammers guide. I ditched the blocks for the tape measure after I busted bag after bag. God knows how I'm getting into this mess. I'm resolved, as I'm advised to return to basics...

We're twins, now. I've had a breakdown as well. Matrooonnnnn !

I would've though that airbags would be foolproof. I think I've been doing something basically daft. Having changed yet more leaking airbags and making sure the EAS unlock settings are well within the ranges specified, the motor is rising to 52cm and even 53 cm hub centre to arch. I try...

I bought a hawkeye as people have them on the shelf and I needed something pronto having had a meltdown in southern spain. Admittedly, by the time I'd bought the EAS cable, The airbag dongle, A piece of kit to lace the engine ecu up to the body ecu, the total outlay came close to a nanocom. It...

It's the soap dish from the therapy room in the cellar. I pulled it off the wall during matron's electro treatment. You can just see my nail imprints. If it's not that, I give up. It was suggested in another wing here that it could be a roman ashtray. They were soon transfered to the lockout...

George and chris. Being me, I went ahead blithely having put my reg in and got a battery that was as wrong as it could be. They replaced it with mf31-1000 the one I've always had. Only charged me the difference in battery price. I told them about their registration look-up and they said it was a...

Second grrrrrr. RF receiver did it for me. Overhead power cables, powerful wi-fi around and loads of it ever increasing. There's coloured spots on them. I've forgotten which is which.ive got the battery grrrrrr just mentioned. If you buy from battery megastore don't trust their registration...