1. Alan Crossley

    Hello just joined

    Welcome to Landyzone Hocky. Good to have you on board. :p Landyzone is a lot like a bus. You'll hang around for ages and then a few Freelanders will be along to help you out :D
  2. Alan Crossley

    Missing this thing

    It's all very well liking it John, but who the hell is Ms Flossy Mulgrew? This is important. My dad used to be in the RAF. Too young to be a combatant but as an engineer, his job was to warm up the oil in the Spitfire aircraft whilst stood on the runway. I recall him telling me how he once...
  3. Alan Crossley

    Missing this thing

    You have the better of my Mr Saxavordin. :confused: Never heard of your Ms Flossy Mulgrew, sounds live a lovely girl.o_O You might be kind enough to introduce me. :rolleyes:
  4. Alan Crossley

    Missing this thing

    I use to live in a merry little village outside Manchester. This place was known as Bolt on. Then someone decided to start taking the micky and killed off Uncle Fred and started to clear the natural fauna and some of the floras as well. :) Now, you can't see a single big chimley anywhere on th't...
  5. Alan Crossley

    Hard Top Replacement

    Sorry Mr NFNicholson, I can't help thinking that you need to reconsider the logic in your proposal. Replacing a roof, which lets in water through numerous holes, with one which features a strategically placed big hole, which sits immediately above your head, is perhaps not the best idea you have...
  6. Alan Crossley

    Missing this thing

    Hello Jasper Button. Welcome to Loonyzone and, from what I think you are saying, your definitely in the correct place :p I think that what you are asking is, you have found an interesting picture on the Internet, which clearly shows that an owner of a metallic red early defender has managed to...
  7. Alan Crossley

    Which area is Cumbria classed in

    Like what? :confused:
  8. Alan Crossley

    Hello

    never a better word spoken :cool:
  9. Alan Crossley

    Which area is Cumbria classed in

    Naughty Thor1950
  10. Alan Crossley

    Which area is Cumbria classed in

    Can't honestly answer that I'm afraid. How would you describe your own mind?
  11. Alan Crossley

    Hello

    I must have been standing in the garage with the garage back door left open ;). A bit of T Cut should halp :p
  12. Alan Crossley

    Which area is Cumbria classed in

    Are you looking for members in Cumbria or, are am I not understanding your question, which for the sake of clarity is not unusual :p
  13. Alan Crossley

    Hello defender and series III owner.

    That's all very well John, but the young women today need a bit a mature eye candy to lust after.:cool:
  14. Alan Crossley

    Hello defender and series III owner.

    Mr Blue Beasty sitting on the fence, as ever. :p
  15. Alan Crossley

    '74 S3 SWB - project down-under

    Thanks for that Tim And keep up that wonderful work. :D
  16. Alan Crossley

    '74 S3 SWB - project down-under

    What's a DA polisher? And, will it improve the look of my defender if it ever comes back from the garage :rolleyes:
  17. Alan Crossley

    '74 S3 SWB - project down-under

    Car looks excellent, well done. How dare you post these beautiful images when it is persistenting down with very cold rain here in Ireland :mad:. I had to look for ages to see where your registration plate was:confused:. I'm sure that a new, much larger one, would make it look a little less like...
  18. Alan Crossley

    Hello defender and series III owner.

    Hello John, and welcome to the Loonyzone. What a great man you are, close to retirement (another youngster), yellow and black defender :p. Good to have you around o_O, just don't say too much about the Duster, I have a focus for daily school run, but would never in a million years mention it...
  19. Alan Crossley

    Bang goes another prop

    Very good demonstration in that video Warmmers.
  20. Alan Crossley

    Happy Heater thread

    I've been driving my mother in laws VW Golf after a trip to the airport to take my daughter to her flight back t college. We, she and I, hate the fact that the Golf has no access to any form of clean fresh air without having a window open:(. At least with my own Defender, even without heat, we...