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Fook me! We thought you was dead. Long time no see. How's it hanging?

I'm surprised. That's the first good thing I've ever heard said about Mick Moore. Wonders never cease. Glad you're sorted though.

If you can get it recovered to Ian Whitehair, I'm sure he'll be able to sort it. http://www.4x4repair.co.uk/

My lad is an MOT tester but doesn't have diagnostics. There's a brilliant garage in snozzle that I'm sure will be able to sort it, but I can't find details till the morning.

Don't use the handbrake. Simples.

My Grandad used to have one just like that. It was a bit of overkill driving his saw bench via a flat belt. We never stalled the engine, but we made the belt fly off many times. I got good at putting it back on "live".

If you have a Rat Defender section, I could help.

I didn't come last year because of the no dogs rule. Glad to see you've relaxed that this year - I don't go anywhere without my buddy.

Roger Young? I'd have thought it would have come with 12 month's warranty.

What vehicle? Give Ian Whitehair a call. http://www.4x4repair.co.uk/

I hope to get there this year, but No. 3 grankid is due to arrive at the end of March, so we'll have to see.

Camburn eh? That's Turboman's neck of the woods. I'm up East - Liskeard / Looe.

Geddon fellow pasty muncher. Whereabouts in God's own county are you?

It turned out fine in the end. He's a good bloke but a rubbish business man. Best thing is to speak to him on the phone - he doesn't do e-mails or texts very well.

You've put the wheel boxes in upside down. Did the same thing myself many years ago and joined Landyzone whilst seeking an answer. Fella named Grunt (anyone else remember him?) came up with the answer.

Nope, not finished. Needs a front bumper and a fuel cap.

You can have my Doris.

Mitsubishi Shogun

I grew up in Little & Great Waltham, but I went to the Grammar School and my Doris came from Chignall Road. Still got loads of relatives there, but we escaped to Cornwall in 1984.