1. Oddie

    Pricey

    There is a massive error there though. It is obviously being sold as a defender but it can't be, it clearly states that the car is absolutely completely rust free!!!:doh:
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    2.0 mpi disco !! HELP

    Jesus! You'd be doing well to get £400 for an MPI. You will pay £500 for just the 300! And then the hassle of fitting it - add another £1000. Honestly, conversions like this aren't worth it! Stop trying to convince yourself, just bite the bullet and do it. Oh, and have another look at your own...
  3. Oddie

    2.0 mpi disco !! HELP

    Your best option would be to flog it and get a 300 - the MPI is notoriously crap but put it on ebay and you will get someone as gullible as you were when you bought it and then get a decent one for not much more!
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    Hand cleaning

    I reckon swarfega is hard to beat!
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    ??

    yeah. bloody amphetamines eh!
  6. Oddie

    stephy

    According to me researchers, you only got a BIT left anyway - at least since you received that nasty byte.
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    stephy

    Bleddy hell Daft, yer deity-esque omnipotence really is quite creepy sometimes! You're like the stalker-god of the internet!!!:eek::eek::eek:
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    stephy

    Do you stick it in the floppy slot?
  9. Oddie

    ??

    I wish my wife was faulty in this way!
  10. Oddie

    stephy

    You got a buggery filter set up on your pooter then?
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    stephy

    Bleddy ell, you been hovering all this time waitin fer a mention!!!??? Fort yu was in scotchland anyways, gerrin buggered by a geezer with a goatee in a kilt (the geezer, not the kilt)
  12. Oddie

    ??

    Welcome! Are you struggling with the punctuation? Sorry, din't get any of that! :D Welcome anyway.
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    stephy

    That is a very ambiguous statement - i have added punctuation, please choose your meaning... 1. 2. 3
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    stephy

    Grooming him for someone else - dunt that make you grippa's beeatch???
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    stephy

    Stop grooming him Ratty!:eek:
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    stephy

    yer doin it again, getting yer words mixed up. Last time (when talking about your land rover) it was confusion between "working" and "a useless heap of rotting metal" and now you're confusing "sensitive" with "shirty ****ah":D:D:D
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    stephy

    yeah but you are a hairyarse geezer, not a tender sensitive wee girlie (int yer?)
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    stephy

    Can't really blame her though - obviously took one look at the idiots posting **** about her new beloved vehicle and came to a conclusion about the forum!
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    stephy

    pssst i think she fooked off a while ago!
  20. Oddie

    110 'Screwing in the stops'

    And because they don't catch when the vehicle is level wont mean they won't catch when you're on a slope/angle/gradient.