My immobiliser immobilises my car!

My 3.9 V8 gets 5.5 miles / litre so that's 25p per mile on bendy lake district roads. It's prone to going off though if you don't keep on top of things - servicing, cleaning stepper motor, checking for vacuum leaks etc. there's always something going off!

At the risk of being pedantic - you can get patient transport ambulances - not used in emergencies!! I guess you could also get impatient transport ambulances!!!

Nah, there isn't a pool of oil underneath it!:rolleyes:

If it's anything like my disco just lock the car with the key, not the fob. The central locking locks the car, the immobiliser works but the sensor thing in the car is inactive!

Welcome! And thanks for the photo so big I don't need my contact lenses in!!!

At least my V8 works!!!

I think I'd keep the lights and chuck away the bit behind them!!!

SIMMONITES LTD LIGHT BARS Like this?!

Watch you don't slip on the oil on the drive!

Depends. If he's got a working V8 and you see him driving round - that could be bad!!!

Steady, Doc - he's from Cumbria!!!

Try this: Someone Created a Monster Out of a New 2013 Fiat Panda 4x4 - Carscoops

+1!

Marmite's looking good now, eh?!

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What about a combined spray on marmite / waxoyl combination?!

Spray on Marmite - the future!!!

You've obviously met the wrong women!!!

My brother brought it back - he lived in Marietta, Ga, for 4 years!