Bloody hell, haven't had Dandelion and Burdock since I was a kid. I didn't know they still made it.

I'd bet your gas lamps are brighter than my Alfa's headlights with bog standard bulbs in them.

Bloody hell, Nightbreaker Lasers got expensive. ETA: PowerBulbs have 20% off at the moment. Just bought a pair of H7 Nightbreaker Laser 200% for 24 quid, four quid cheaper than Amazon. https://www.powerbulbs.com/

My P38 is ex RAF. Then it was bought by a farmer...

Doesn't your insurance cover it for like a twenty quid excess?

You're thinking of Greta Thundberg.

And everyone sez you're a cnut...

He could have fell on his head. And I only found out yesterday that those little plastic gizmos you use to fix right angle joints on kitchen cupboards are called modesty blocks.

That's a job I'll probably be doing next summer. Running out of storage space for all my tat.

First two weeks of this month we'll be quiet, then it will go fecking mental. Gammon will be dated after crimbo as of next week.

Things I have to do today: New plugs, lambda sensor, aux belt and tensioner on the Alfa. Build a new TV stand to accommodate my new centre speaker and AV receiver Set up new 7.1 system for the telly Wheelbarrow half a tonne of gravel from the drive into the back garden. What I'm actually going...

Screwfix are doing a two pack of Stanley Tylon 8m tape measures for a tenner. I only went in for a couple of lengths of trunking.

We do one cpc day a year. Apart from I had to do two last year cos my card was nearly out and I was short one. I did one of them online and given the option I'd do all of them that way. I had the football on the telly, brew and a fag whenever I wanted one and didn't have to leave the couch.

These date from 1980 something. First decent bit of stereo kit I ever bought. Sat in the parent's loft for twenty odd years. God knows how much equivalent quality would set me back now.

I've got mine routed through my amp and big ass Wharfedales. I daren't turn it up any more than a quarter of the way cos I can't afford new windows.

Yeah, I grabbed it the other night. The quality is excellent.

Is that the 4k?

I am sick of losing trim screws so I just bought a shedload of mixed black self tappers from the bay.

I can't remember why she blocked me. I disagreed with her about something, fecked if I can remember what.

Paras.