My name is Gerald (Jezz for short). My middle name is Richard (dunno why? as I'm Roman Catholic) and my surname is Bell (as in ding dong). My nickname is JezRbel. I live in Lancashire, more specifically a posh part of a crap town. No one can nick my Landy unless they can A) not trigger the...

cars are too far apart. they'd be closer if shennanigans were in progress. no trees. i think they're just duck watchers(unless the boat is a brothel)

My mate has a freelander. My other half hasn't bought one yet. They're both great (I'm being diplomatic) but completely uncomparable. I don't know why they're compared and joisted against each other on here. They're Venus and Mars.

Actually, having seen the MOT, forget it.

Wunt know where to start. Take a magnet. Kick the tyres. Check all the lights on the dash. Check all the lights. Sagging roof. Sound tiles and insulation. Locks. Steering. Think about security. Brakes. Sweaty, perished seat foams. Leaks. Check for spiders ... the list goes on. The main thing...

only got parking for 2 in town or I'd buy a run about.

And no invention of a dye stripping solution (just asking, not a law breaker really)

Ohhh. Right, I get it now. I thought it was vegetable oil mix. Hmmmm. Would it be a criminal offense or a fine d'ya think. I've been stopped about 5 times in 35 years but they've never tested my fuel.

My 90 year old Pop reckons you can buy red diesel. Does anyone else use it, which petrol stations sell it, and could it knacker my engine? 550 quidish a month is my fuel bill with the new job, and I only get 48p a mile from my work base which is 20 miles away :(

My 90 year old Pop reckons you can buy red diesel. Does anyone else use it, which petrol stations sell it, and could it knacker my engine? 550 quidish a month is my fuel bill with the new job, and I only get 48p a mile from my work base which is 20 miles away :(

Go for it. Actually, since I did this some time back, the water's still beading.

I silent coated my roof then acoustic dodo'd it. Actually my 4 way stretch croc vinyl isn't that camp, in fact it's Hogan butch (without the smell of his outback crotch)

Yes, well. It nearly ended up Bet Lynch leopard Lycra

And if you're my cyber-stalking neighbour, (IP: ......) say hello.

Country pursuits means flesh guns and lots of bumming. Leave the foxes and wabbits alone.

cheers for that :0)

265/75 r16 (don't tell me if they're the wrong size cos I'm not buying new ones yet :0)

I might have helped a bit :)

Timing belt kit and camshaft oil seal (so leak was probs this and not steering box) and rear inner and outer hub seals and breather pipe done today. Greased loose spinning dust caps, so if I get oil starring on my tyres now it can only be coming from there.