Like a bad fart… comes back to haunt us…

No worries… this section is, shall we say, a little more ‘robust’ in views & opinions… There’s also the possibility of being groomed by @kurtjohnson10 or @Hippo

You’d be better off asking in the correct technical section… @blue beasty will move it for you

Quick question; is there a software update for the Bluetooth audio etc? Whilst my phone connects the call quantity it dire and there is no connectivity for streaming audio. Apart from that, I’m still loving it!

My next quandary is the rubber seals on each side of the upper tailgate… where does one obtain such items? Do they have a special name?

OK, this is annoying… Halfrauds tell me they don’t sell wiper blades for my Range Rover??

So, an update after a month of ownership. Certainly costs more in fuel. Probably £30 more per week. Not brilliant but I get a fuel allowance. The environmental advisor at work hates it. This is a good thing and I relish the chance to park next to his battery car at every opportunity. The...

Yes it does… but not the option to auto lock, which is the thing I want.

No

No, I can’t access the correct thingy to activate the doodaa

Found it but can’t do it…

Where’s the obd slot? Want to see if me Snap-On fingy will work…

I’ve never attempted anything like that and I don’t remember the event!?

Not me...

No, Walker isn’t au fait with motor vehicles. He believes them to be the work of the devil. I am actually getting prices for someone to clean the RR on a regular basis, apparently it’s quite a good business…

I’m currently interviewing for a car washer…

Or I could just take it to a main dealer and let a man in a pair of overalls sort it out whilst I am made a cup of coffee by an attractive wimmins receptionist… Tough choice. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure lots of people get literally seconds of enjoyment ‘tinkering’ with their heaps and can...

£400 and it only works with one vehicle?? Sod that for a game of soldiers… I wonder if my Snap-On diagnostic thingy would do it?

Errr.. mine isn’t an awful BMW thing!