1. JohnM70

    no start day(again)

    Certainly can... Visit here: https://www.landyzone.co.uk/forum/defender-90-110-130.7/ Then, when you still can't get it to work, burn it.
  2. JohnM70

    2003 L322 transfer box ecu smoking

    Hi, You should really post your question in the relevant section - In your case the Range Rover section. This section isn't for technical queries, more for people stuck in mud or having broken down. Oh, and pop by the 'Introduce yourself' bit as well...
  3. JohnM70

    Tailgate Cable Problem

    Welcome. If you head over here: https://www.landyzone.co.uk/forum/range-rover.10/ then your questions will be answered.
  4. JohnM70

    L322 options

    I am led to understand that the Jaaaggggg engine ones have a light on the dash that come on when it senses you are enjoying your vehicle and it wants to bring you back down to earth and empty your bank account on some sensor that has no purpose whatsoever other than to go wrong... In this way...
  5. JohnM70

    L322 options

    Bleddy Germans...
  6. JohnM70

    L322 options

    Was an Oil Burner... but it was a 110 and they don't count, as well you know. The also don't like being oil burners and display their displeasure by leaking any oil they have inside them all over the drive / road / car park / floor.
  7. JohnM70

    L322 options

    @Henry_b said the Jaaaaggggg engine ones were betterer than the BMW ones I seem to recall... (Petrol, not poofy oil burners)
  8. JohnM70

    Simply Land Rover at Beaulieu

    Hello Lord Montagu, I think you'll find it better to follow the rules or ask @accywingy to move this thread to AG where you will be warmly welcomed... P.S: Are you an old queen like your late father?
  9. JohnM70

    p38 hit telegraph pole after steering drag link balljoint failed

    @accywingy @accyroy please can this be moved to relevant section? @alanlucas this tread will be moved to the appropriate section as it’s not LZIR based. Good luck though, a bit of easysand and it’ll buff out...
  10. JohnM70

    Defender rear wheel hanging off

    May I suggest re-posting this in the Defender section?
  11. JohnM70

    disco2 harmon kardon stereo no sound

    This is hardly an international rescue issue. Please post in the correct section. Thank you.
  12. JohnM70

    Discovery 1 for sale

    Does it come with a free tin foil hat?
  13. JohnM70

    I would just like to say

    What flavour?
  14. JohnM70

    Anyone able to help get me unstuck near Llangollen

    May I draw your attention to the stickies on the LZIR page please chaps, just so all parties are aware of limits, liabilities and responsibilities. Ta
  15. JohnM70

    Anyone able to help get me unstuck near Llangollen

    Can you PM a map reference to one of us LZIR chaps? I understand not wanting to make it public
  16. JohnM70

    Anyone able to help get me unstuck near Llangollen

    Can you provide any photos and a map reference please?
  17. JohnM70

    The Essex gangsters range rover classic

    A magnificent thread: https://www.landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/the-rise-and-fall-of-the-essex-boys.231207/page-2
  18. JohnM70

    The Essex gangsters range rover classic

    Jeezzzz.... I seem to recall a rather more forthright discussion about this motor some years ago...