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At 011:15 am within Bolton area, an incident of epic proportion reduced bus service to emergency level. A bus company route used by Bob Sticle of Landyzone Parish, reported he had indeed Farted within the time specified. Noxious emissions were reported across the east and south east. Later...

Welcome to the forum. Why Cornwall? they speak funny Wurzel and their women folk having their sideburns sheared twice a year. Here is your free downloadable sticker for the vehicle's back window below.

Pontüche Method or commonly known as Parking a disputed subject. A recent personnel meeting, which was getting heated on the subject of packing labels, for live gerbils from Amazon jungle tribes. Resulted in the use of the Pontüche Method that stopped the subject dead in the water. This allowed...

As many of the members here are aware, I'm an avid basic recently convert to astronomy. After studying the stuff on Wikipedia and Google and passing my observation certificate at university of Landyzone. I noticed a missing constellation between Cygnus - Cannis Minor not mentioned in my...

A weak bond glue as the plastic for models is thin and flexible. As real aircraft used an evostik or commonly known as horses hooves. If I remember right superglue was a Vietnam medical class glue for severe battle wounds. Had to be wary of certain glues as the highly flammable horse version can...

Welcome to landyzone regular users of stone hammers.

A Evoque

Can you hear the actuator working moving up and down but not releasing. Sometimes the lever can pop out from actuator from a worn bush. The door release handle can stick as the spring gets tired.

To our French cousins across the channel. We admire your resolve to stop illegal migrants crossing. Recent photo of your border patrol halfway point doesn't help 😂.

Welcome to landyzone fish and chips shop. If you need any advice on paranormal stuff on other vehicles don't hesitate.

I just did the fiver out of precaution 😇. The battery can be a fickle one as your reliance on the retailer guarantee saying three years. Sometimes you only know when you get the dreaded click of doom. The tailgate gives you a clue, when this drops out of the blue especially during the winter. I...

Forgetting to mention the tailgate window will drop first thing when a replacement battery fixed. All other doors will okay just press the toggle switch for the tailgate window back up.

When you replace the old battery wait half hour for the system to drain capacity. Put the new one on then reset the fob key near the driver door 5 times press open rapid then close. Hopefully the setup will have recovered from the shock of revival and become ready for the hairdryers.

You have my condolences 😟 Hopefully the pain will ease with a new battery. All I can offer here is a group hug come on guys and girls.

Clearly you've looked after the new we prefer dirty naked Landrovers to drool over.😁 Please ensure you follow instructions for finding the nearest muddy place to splash about merrily to your hearts content. Then immediately post the results for us lowlife to 🤤

I assume you checked from the V5 and the metal plate code for confirmation colour. As the vehicle is old enough for the Sun to be effective. You may find a shade difference when rattle can is sprayed. The Landrover dealership is thick and should be tarred and feathered while paraded down the...