You might have a water coolant leaking hitting the exhaust. For air conditioning sitting waste residue can smell like wet socks. Oily smelling exhaust leaking through pipes and bodywork or ventilation. Use a fresh tissue and wipe the windscreen near the air vents see if that smells.

Define fumes steam diesel smells damp watery acrid. Condensation can accumulate from cold days when air conditioning or heating on. Does that effect the windscreen.

Or simply angrily drill 16mm holes around the torx bolt, then file the residue so you can remove problem area. Next find an arc welder and metal plate to new hole. Next with a fire extinguisher stop the fire spreading to the front. Allow it vent from the smoke residue. Next use a pilot drill...

Day 1. My fellow crew members marooned me here, after a bout serious bowel movement nearly causing a mutiny. Day 2. I struggle to survive from the ordeal of abandonment. With my solar powered laptop and the inability to draw cartoons, how long can I last. Day 3. I note I'm on a regular shipping...

Could be your battery due for a change or a witch cursed the vehicle.

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Just to say aren't people tetchy these days. While visiting my local village fête at Land's End. Couple of lesbians from the next field took offence at the coconut shy stall. All I said was that they had a lovely bunch of...... Bang!!!! Next second I was getting my head panned in. Anyway...

When you get the new one in the tailgate window will drop first. So start the engine and raise the same window.

Dying battery. The car will need a certain level of battery power to kick the engine over. Worth replacing for a new one, whilst taking old shep for a walk in the forest with the shotgun.

Too many hairdryers flattering the battery check when you last replaced your battery.

On a side note, we used to score or electric tape on the detachment tools to denote separate pack. Our lot was very particular, when signing off the tools used incase of loss or damages cause by. Back tracking details on the mechanic electrician technician avionics forms down to the storeman...

T True a few from the images looked LPO. Normally the military frowned on the stuff by having a huff, that's why an officer or two helped. If an LPO become a certified use the procurement team looks at the main supplier for batch ordering. At Kinloss the Nimrod's was each supplied a major...

All military tools and containers will have the crow foot stamped. Also labelled NATO code 1234 99 6789101 and nomenclature tool box spanner. Worth a look for the crow foot. That looks like a detachment toolkit in monkey types so not to lose and replenish quickly. When I was a yoof in the RAF at...

I've just been informed on good authority, by our Landyzone team in Ireland, another EV Evoque has not been purchased yet. Well done guys I'll buy you a Guinness next time.

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After that debacle, what will you be doing with the mass hairdryers and strewn Maria Claire magazines🤣😚

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