Beat me to that one. Maybe Edgar’s borrowed them. Long day. Good night, folks

Mornin orl, Us boys ad urly ztart zo dozin wi coffee till Zcruvix sends us a tecks. Then off doan wurkzhop tu see iffn me eye deer wurks.

Yup. Agreed. Gnite orl.

Long day, time fer us scratcher. Dugs an zhoppin int mornin zo best mayk bess uv it. Sleep tight frens.

It’s quite possible that earlier mobile phones utilised existing technology as far as antennae were concerned. A pointer might be the existence or absence of mounting holes for the devices but in any case that might give you choices for the future.

Mornin orl. Funny ole naight, us dreamed swmbos labradorian ad ad 17 puppies an cocker bitch wuz nursing 5 uvvem. Ope this not be a accrate prediction. Off tu wurk zoon, Avva gude dai, frens.

That be enuff fer one day. Us shuffling off tu us pit sleep well volks!

CB radio antenna base, not broken off. It’s ready to screw on an antenna of your choice or not, as you choose. You can remove it but it’ll leave a nasty hole. You could put a weather cover on it (used to be available from Thunderpole), scrub and grease the inside of the roof and keep it as...

He’s very much his own man and doesn’t follow the crowd. We get on really well. He loves old fashioned workshop banter and humour, something I think the PC crowd is trying to wipe out. When I got my cancer diagnosis I told the whole workshop what it was and told them never to treat me...

Arverdernune orl. Us dun an arf dai tudai, tekkin un eezyan bein zenzble. Got tu wurk an us yungess colleague 'Enry ad glued orl us stuff ontu us shelf over bench. Ballpoints, Grease, WD, Glass an upolstry gleaners an wurs uv orl us teebags. Us wundrin ow much diesel us can drip inter is bike...

Mornin orl, Be Chewsdi zo us boys goan back wurk. Got hoss pittle turmorro zo gude tu make best uv it. Wishin you orl a gude dai!

Twuz zertainly gude weathers tu Kent. Us come ohm zmornin annit ztartid rennin as zoon as us crost Exe river bai Tiverton!

Mornin orl. Us bin tu Kent yezdi furra scadderin uv an nold frenz ashes. Er were 95 zo twuz a nappi event wi beer anna barbecue. Sore a load uv ole frenz vrum vorty yurs ago an adda gude chuckle. Then back tu Aldershot furra gude naights zleep an druv ohm zmornin, wuz indores by 0800. Twerent...

Ah, come on WL! Our Kev’s not an MP! Morning all!

Us duddun drink zider no moor. Baaaaad memories - or lack of ‘em!

Ere us goes agen. Bit tu du at wurk an mebbee a bidda shoppin. Us nodda loud alcohol right now but went doan pub lars naight ferra beer wi us mates. Us hated froot joos zo adda go at this: Tiddun arf bad ferra low alk beer. Us’ll pud up wiv it! Avva grand day, folks!

Mornin orl! Us boys goan tu try wurk agen, godda foo things tu ged dun. Gout in me hand be fadin zo no point lazin aboat iffn there be wurk tu du. A gude dai tu yer orl!

Us boys reckon turbo lacks be a blimmin fast salmon. Probly tu fast ferra man inna kilt tu tickle un.

Gude mornin frens, be dull doan yer but a bru will soon change that. Mebbee an egg or tu anorl. Us brekvustin skills be up tu this challenge.

Mornin orl, a bit dull here tu but still drai. Not wurkin tudai, catchin up ont sleep front. Avva gude dai, frens!