Mornin volks, lovely shiny day. Us boys goan doan fer sum brekfass. Ope yer orl well an reddy fer yer dai.

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Just give me a month and booze is back on the menu.

His. Us boys toad alley gets that. Twer an obsurvashun. Them be lukin fer urates this taime, then ledder this weak em be chekkin lectrolytes. Then fule blood count arfter that. Uss boys juss veelin a bit empty…..

Mornin orl. Birds be zinging, avvad toes an marmalaid vollered by a gobfulla meds. Ont zofa now cuddlin zpaniels. Gout be back, both ands this taime.

That’s the one. One day to go!

Us boys juss dun annuva blud tess. Ow muchuv this stuff du em need. Duddunum know as ow us boys need zum anorl?

Mornin volks. Goan back tu bed. See yer ledder.

I remember reading about Napoleon & Josephine. Apparently while on campaign he would send a runner back to her saying (typically) “Will be home in a fortnight. Do not wash.”

C’mon! They’re making less mess than Autoglass!

Yeah, that’s a few of his Range Rovers queuing up for ballast. The others are currently being valeted by his squadrons of willing sex slaves while he counts his vast assets. He also has spare Discoverys which he uses for stashing works of art and other items he judges to be worthless.

Heavin it doan yer. Good luck with the deluge.

Shirley that’s “Magnum”….

Hello hello hello……I ave reason to believe you are carryin a concealed chicken wiv no passport. Now come along quietly, there’s a good fellow……

Hehehe…..

When selling parts, presentation is everything. Clean them to death. Calipers for instance: dismantle, clean the pistons, remove springs, check for cracks. Check and clean the sliders, red rubber grease. If they have good pads, de-rust and scrub. Check the bleed nipples and the banjo bolts, make...

Damn right!

Shoved a shovel of smokeless on the woodstove first thing and toasted me toes while drinking coffee. Sheer bloody bliss.

Av binna long dai. Taime tu nod off. Zleep well frens.

Tizza piddy. Volks duddun unnastan importins uv trees. wot zort be it?