Eye is up urly fer wuk again. Good news is me printer discount has bin authorised.

Designed to look young. To me tis a bit childish spellin it wiv a mix of upper and lower case. Big thas wot they want.

Eye ain't had beetroot ferra long time. Eye fancied some. Hadda look on the pot and its good fer me so eye gottid some. Sliced stuff in vinegar.

Cats oot the bag

No. Me wood eggspurt is edgar.

Can yer buy a like fer like pump yerself. Or one the same but rated stronger. Eye would be tempted to swop it meself. Then get the plumber to check it over laterer. 10 days isser long time wivoot heat.

Can yer keep an eye oot ferra lost cat? It's a black cat. Very friendly. Last seen at the JLR head office in whitley.

Dishappy?

Just hadda indian call center ring wiv a deal. 7 sovs for unlimited calls a texts. She din't gerras far as data as eye chopped her oft. Martin lewis was warning about black fryday scammers. Tempting yer to fall ferrit in panic of the deal being gone if yer dun't go ferrit now.

Eye has some bags fer life. Fink they would leak like a tratter.

Eye came across plumbers buckets when looking at fings online. Tis a bag that wurks assa bucket to fit in difficult places fer when yer plumbering. Like under the sink when yer need to disconnect fings. Was looking in screw fix ferrem but found this instead. Tis a collapsable bucket. Wot does...

Eye has hadda wurd wiv me wood eggspurt. He ses brickets are scraps of wood left over and squashed togeffer tight. They is designed to wuk in an enclosed burner so that yer can control the air flow, and therefore the temp, which controls the speed of burning. Gerrit right and they can be very...