the Series III has now been in the pub car park since Monday evening - no mechanical or electrical problems so it must be that I am a responsible driver or just a p***head. I am cycling down Sat am(7.45am) to retrieve it to go loosing off cartridges at any unfortunate airborne wildlife. If...

Freelander Dave I know someone(not me at all) who could take her sailing for a weekend. Someone going overboard at night is just a tragic accident. If I had disposed of my wife when I first met her I would be out by now tcg

Slob, I am between jobs so I would have had an even less meagre lunch at local hostelry if lovely wife had not been there to furnish readies for scran!!

Look after your passenger?? 1. arrange clay shoot 40 miles from home 2. Realise you have one of the traps, load into SWB Series III 3. Tailgate removed, canvas then rolled back a bit 4. Wake wife. 5. Explain that we are not going in her nice warm Golf 6. Help her into passenger seat...

I have just designed the PC stealth cloak - so 12 34 56789012 - **** it's topped woking someone has recently stolen my cockin Enigma

there's a Series in an early Take That video - my God Daughter has assured me of this information. Apparently Sheddy is President of the Take That Fan Club!!! Merry Xmas TCG

anyone who is offended by this photo is obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool - that end of the pool is populated by the offsrping who faced English iron across their decks 200 years ago just south of Cabo Trafalgar. I make no apology - go boil your ead damn my eyes I've had a...

Sheddy, Byfleet is well well west of Essex - I'd prefer to leave gearbox oil going north to the Swetties and joining them in deep fried everything than getting any closer to the CAP guzzling Johnny Foreigners that are your neighbours - how's that for the PC police. tom McByfleet

Slob, you must have had more Stella than me as "kaiczar" must be a made up word - good luck in annual blaggers scrabble contest. tom

QEII - is more likely to be Kaiser than Q of France as she comes from German stock. I blame Queen Victoria as we apparently now have to be apologetic about having had an empire regardless of the great benefits we bestowed eg. syphilis, Jeremy Clarkson(similar to a bad dose), Kajagoogoo, Bernie...

The Battle of Bannockburn - our tartann clad brethren kicked sassanack arse.

In all seriousness a chap called George Courtauld published a book about a year ago called "The Pocket Book of Patriotism" - it is chronological list with short explanations of all the key dates in the UK's history and also some dates from johnny foreigner's history(Agincourt, Trafalgar...

British Cars - TVR is now owned by some state asset stripping Russki chum of the comrade who owns ChelseaFC Morgan, Bristol, Caterham, Bowler, AC - still owned by Brits I think?

Grunt, you wouldn't have come as it's too far or is a charcoaled sausage worth the drive. A mate of mine lives 4 miles away from the site and was woken by the first blast.

just had a peek outside - its either cloud cover or fall-out from the Hemel oil fire but no moon visible.

apologies to Grunt as it's a 90 - thankyou for the beasting Slob. apologetic Series III owner

Grunt, I'll be lonely again tonight then!! you Defender owners are such a tease.

Grunt, if you can get to Surrey in the next hour I might be interested!

I've seen spliff and bong in the same thread - is there a greenlaning trip to Amsterdam planned?

to smiths88 - good for you or flamin the CX - ignore our fellow list members Slob and Grunt. The CX was/is a good oiece of engineering and we should applaud you and possibly have a virtual group hug. Tesco's are doing some really good wine deals and I am taking full advantage tonight. tom