Oh what a joy. Did the jumper job (checked inside the plug just to make double sure and the numbers are quite plain to see) and gave it a try. EAS manual displayed for a few seconds then went out. The lower three buttons on the christmas tree came on and stay on but I can live with that. The...

Wow! 47.332 years. I never expected that level of detail. You are obviously an alhcamist and expert in straining things through sweaty Y fronts. Would PG tips be OK?

Hmmmm, short out terminals 7 &18 and all your troubles go away. Brilliant! Now, next question, how do I get the thing to run on fermented dead leaves and grass cuttings?

SpudH, You are a star. Thanks very much. Steve

Now this may sound funny to some, but I cant see any numbers on the plug that goes in to the ECM. I can see the terminals/sockets but no numbers. SO, if I hold the thing in my hand with the loom comeing in on the right hand side and am looking at the side that meets the ECU exactly where is pin...

That was quick. One happy customer, and one valve block gone. Any more takers?

The DARK side. Been there for years mate. In the village we used to live in they would burn strangers if they found them outside after dark. If they never had six fingers on each hand (like most of us) we might burn em anyway Anyway, great minds think alike. One fairly new air compressor, one...

SpudH, I am very greateful for your advice. If only I had waited just a few more seconds before going to Ebay, spending £50.00 and THEN coming back to this forum, I would have seen your advice. Thats the story of my life. Never mind, done it now. Have to say though, it seems that a lot of people...

Hmmm, Just spent 50 quid on a wiring kit to be told I could cancel the message useing just one piece of wire B****Cks. Now, just exactly where can I find this bleeper? I intend to do it some serious damage (unless you know something I dont) and I don't want to hear from any be kind to...

Hi, Thank you all for your advice. Just bought item suggested on Ebay. My dealer might be a prat but he's the cheapest prat arround. (dont go there) Fitted springs myself. Fairly easy job, if you are a contortionist with VERY strong arms.

Spare part surgery? Tell me about it. Bags, Compressor, valve block, ECU, sensors, drier, and 7 visits to my friendly dealer. (I think I am paying his morgage). Enough is enough. Flea bay at £50.00+. Anyone know how to bypass it using jumper wires?

Started it up this morning and it is telling me its not happy. In fact, its telling me it only wants to go at 35MPH MAX. Well I've spent a fortune on it, talked to it nicely, fed and watered it with only the best, loved and cherished it. Now, in return, this is what it does to me. Frontal...

Just fitted coil springs to 1996 4.6 HSE. Did it as soon as the christmas tree lit up (plus 6 miles). All seems good, but not as comfy as the bags. Anyway, my question is, how do I stop the constant beeping without spending a fortune? Thanks :)

So, (it seems against everyones better judement) I have just fitted coil springs to my treasured p38 1996 4.6ltr hse. Can no longer afford to keep replaceing components. Cant afford to buy electrical wizardry to override the EAS/ECU and the bleeps are driving me mad. Anyone know how to make/fit...