hey hat the gaylanders open in 5 minutes wacha doin in tractor boyz pub?

Pee in the hole

Tasty 3 legged pig that was this mornin by the way.

just been to real pub and had three pints in 20 minutes so ready to talk bollocks untill beer rush goes.

Little donkey arn't you cold with just that little thong thing on? "Axle, stop humping the pigs".

Why did I some how know that some one would grasp the wrong idea here?

It must a bin ard ya kicked, axle's on me lap

Poles, strippers, pigs and chickens running around? is this a boozer, night club or farm? boozer or farm would be better than night club! Axle don't like loud music.

I think this thread is slightly in the wrong place! Should have posted in the disco section for a better response.

I know of same problem recently that turned out to be something in the front propshaft of a series II disco. Chased it for ages. Maybe worth checking! A loose bit of metal in the front propshaft is the last thing you would check for normally!

Agh ****e I may as well have stayed at the bloody gaybar.

He'll calm down after his third. "Axle, sit" shush up on the techy stuff no one mension axle stands.

A pint of guiness for me and a bowl of guiness for Axle then. hair of the dog - so too speak!

The words catchin! this is the inn place to be. I'll be a regular. Can me dog 'Axle' come in??

I know - thats why I thought I would help out as this has confused me in the past and that's why I made detailed notes when I stripped it for a rebuild. Although the vehicle is not finished yet it starts fine every time with working glow plugs and the charge light is going off when it should! I...

Hi all, Again I had problems with time last night as I was getting my 90 redy for MOT so I have not got a pic of my series three, but I have got a picture as below and can explane where the wires go on the picture. Top left large spade is for the Brown & Red wire - glow plug coil Top...

I vote 24hrs of drinking and extra tractor parking on the runway! I'll take the disabled parking space cos I will be when I leave!

I'll have you know I drove a gaylander last week to the LRO show!! Just cos I be a stranger ta these parts don't mean I can't book the pig**** table!! Just tell yer strange yocals not ta stare at me when I walk in!!

Yey no worries I'm going to blast it to death with waxoil by using a freinds compressor as soon as I'v finnished all of this welding! saw arms and black face for next few evenings!

Hmmmm whats on the menu for tonight I might book the table with pig **** on: Bangers & Crash Paint chips Radiator grilled pheasant Spotted dick and Yella Custard I think I'll go some where els!!!