Hi, That sounds Resonable to Me! If you pop your name and address on an email to dcolin.roberts@tiscali.co.uk then I'll post you a cheque with my details to the value of 84 squids. If I dont hear from you bu tuesday morning, I wont be able to access my email untill the following week as I am...

How much do you want for your XPC?

Errr no. Am I not gettin my point accross! No worky, kaput, no water, dim dwr (if youre welsh) Pa'd l'eau (if french). Nowt happens ever! Now then..... Any suggestions whats wrong?:p

Yup. Its a TD5 as well if that makes any difference. Had my mechanic check the pump out when he was doing a sevice for me, so we know that works, he hadnt got time to investigate any further, so if there are any pointers out there, they would be most appreciated!

Has anyone had any experience with Headlamp washers? Mine Dunna Wanna Work! The pump is ok, tried and tested, and water comes out and everything. But they dont work when they should on the switch. Any Ideas, or is it really not worth the bother?

Tried that, tis ok. I found yesterday that if my foot is on the brake pedal when I try and start it, It dont happen............. Odd or wot?

there are recon units around with a warantee if you're brave enuff to fit it yourself. Have a look at one of the uk breakers sites they fire up your details off all over the shop, I had an offer of one from Bristol somewhere £150. Didnt go for it tho... wasnt brave enough.

So I take it I just pull it off then!!!

At the risk of askin a stoopin question..... How the F**k does the rear wiper come off without A. breaking it and B. Takin the spare off? Now then... I have got a Disco. its not my mates, Its all mine and Green. And it Leaks like a sieve hence the name! I'm not gay.... neither is my mate...

My 99 TD5 makes a crunching noise as I start it. Bit odd to describe, sort of, crank it, it starts, then about a second after releasing the ignition key I get a crunch / grindy / something engaging / a bit like traction control noise. It'll only do it is the disco has been standing with the...

Easy Tiger! Only Joshin wi ya!

Did I hear that right? The only increase is for New gas guzzlers with over 250g co2/km? So its the fastards of this land that will get hit for a change? so good ol td5 is safe from more tax!!? wehay and whoopee do! now just make diesel cheaper and were away!

If you need to ask! You cant afford to run it!

Errr Soooooo Its not a good idea then?

Sorry Bud, mines only td5 2! How goes it with the stearing box? And how the fek do you stop a sunroof leaking.......tryed alsorts. Got Gaffer tape on it at the mo!

OK. so you put a chip in it, Its faster, a bit more economical, accelarates like a good un.... Wots the down side? does it over stress the engine, brakes wot? Do you have to tell Mr Insurance?

PS I've got the rave Cd! :o (not yours but the same one)

I've had this mate, and the general opinion is, yes you can fix it with a set of seals, but its a bitch of a job to do yourself, and will probably last a couple of months and go again. Things to bear in mind when doing this is the airbag sensors are down there somewhere, the steering arm could...

I pulled a horsebox the size of a bus up a hill a couple of weeks ago off my tow bar! Nothings fallen off yet! Disco only gave up when the air ran out and the brakes locked on on the wagon. Supa disco or what!

Gaffa tape on the sunroof! Cured mine! got p'd off arsing around trying to find it!