Wow so i am apparently a little **** and a ****er. Dont you think that you are being quite ironic when you are calling me childish? Also it's money is not monies but then again judging by some of your posts, you surley are about 13/14 max? otherwise your just really imature/thick for your age.

Attach it to the third nipple on the underside of the fuel tank. They sell them in your local Halfords for about £10/15.

Damn you, Im just under six foot. I hoped that this forum would have been full of midget land rover drivers to make that statement correct. ;)

Well she was like my best mate, and it was my son (as whom i believe I mentioned in another thread) who came out of it, pretty much unharmed. Although the doctor said that he may have suffered mentally because of it. Which could have explained his sudden change to homosexuality in the months...

You can say all you want as i know i am the bigger man. (Well when i have my prostetic legs on anyway).

It was a truelly terrible accident invoving my wife in my old series 3, when the engine exploded as we were driving down the M5 motorway. She was unfortunatly killed and I had to have my legs removed due to severe burns.

I am currently out of work after the loss of my legs, It is indeed a massive coincidence that i have chosen to log in at this time of day.

I was just saying that to the people who are reading this, who are not very bright, e.g redhand, this may help the stereotype. But however to the average poster like you or me, it just seems like something that is not true. As a better vehicle for a murderer would be some sort of van like a Ford...

That has to be the most sensible post that i haver read on here since signing up. This type of agression is what provides people with the stereotype that all land rover drivers are murderers. :mad:

Oil it up mate it will be back to normal in no time.

Jesus wept, how old are you? 12/13?

What a real mature comment. He was only joking ffs, not even a child would want to own a freelander ;)

Well atleast you are finally admitting it.

Well i am not lying and if you read my posts i never said i created the thread, i just opened it to read it. And if you are dumb enough to believe this two accounts through two PC's rubbish, well that would make you an idiot.

No, and i was selling it anyway so i just got rid. Sorry i cant be more helpful.

How do i do that, do I buy him a card, something like "Congrats on realising the truth" or will that be giving him the wrong idea?

Well there will be no need for me to do that if he had a peddle power land rover. Women from all over the land will migrate to staffordshire in effort just to spend time with him.

Its not what he wants though, I fear that i bought him one of those the tears will fall from his eyes and he will complete his transition to homosexuallity.

The main problem is that it is only a 3 wheeler, which is no good offroad. Has there ever been a 3 wheeled land rover? Somehow i doubt it.

There will be no need to buy cakes. He is a master at baking a good old fairy cake. ;)