I've had enough of this - I'm calling Social Services. You are clearly a bad parent. Do what everyone else does and buy him a "girlfriend".

Well there will be no need for me to do that if he had a peddle power land rover. Women from all over the land will migrate to staffordshire in effort just to spend time with him.
 
How do i do that, do I buy him a card, something like "Congrats on realising the truth" or will that be giving him the wrong idea?
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oh dear, It must run in the family.
was your mum a man too :rofl:

Must say, your thoughts of your chubby chappie ****ing around with a "boys" toy big enough for young men Is like an old fashioned sticky fly paper that attracts unwanted attention.

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the rest of us just think your fookin strange......

but, the world is your pink oyster bar as they say..:rolleyes:
 
Well if he wants a "pretend Landrover" for children you can only buy 1 car for him,its called a Freelander! :cool2:
 
if yer think yer lid is gay

just buy yerself a pack of nicotine patches and wear them on yer ass

well they do stop fags parrantly :D:D
 

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