Please tell me you're not expecting logic from P38 electronics. :D

Battery isn't low is it? Nanocoms have issues talking to the ecu if the battery's not up to snuff. Talking from experience, here.

Some bargains to be had in Sports Direct's jubilee sale. Just bagged a Marmot Gore Tex jacket for less than sixty quid.

And if he sits at 54 mph every lorry driver on the motorway will curse him for miles.

Terra-Nova, the tent people, have some of the best customer service I've ever experienced. Credit where it's due, I moan loud enough about crap service.

ITS keep sending me porn emails. They have a sale on. Including bogof on DeWalt Tstak deep cases. So I bought four.

Sounds like you need to plug a nanocom into it and see if you can activate the locks that way.

Chuck some water on it and the door will just fall off.

I got mine from Halfrauds. Does the job. https://www.halfords.com/tools/hand-tools/spanners-and-wrenches/laser-fan-spanner-32%2F36mm-694653.html

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Battery Megastore won't deliver to NI so I got a 120AH 1000A CCH Tayna Enduroline. Just over a hundred quid delivered. It's been excellent.

I would just like to say, not for the first time, that Gripfill is one of the greatest inventions in the history of the world. Needed a tube to fill some cracks in exterior render, Screwfix were doing a box of a dozen for 25 quid.

That's exactly what I use. Bit of tanalised 2x1 with a v cut in the top.

I generally try and keep to this but there has been the odd occasion when I've needed something for one specific job and was pretty sure I'd never use it again. In those cases I object to paying top dollar.

Weirdest looking series I've ever seen...

That's the bunny.

Didn't Richard Hammond use a set of them on one of the TG specials? I seem to remember it not going well.

Maybe that's why he quit? So the dibble can't track him down. :eek:

I would if we had one. But I've never really seen the point of cooking in the garden when we have a perfectly good kitchen five yards away.

We had a shedload of turkey crowns left over from crimbo at work. Told to help ourselves. So I have six in the freezer. That's about forty kilos of turkey. I see a lot of curry and sarnies in my future.