which means set fire to it:p

use your key then! burning it is a bit harsh... perhaps hitting it with a shovel may help:D

jane swale?!

did he also do the "some people are on the pitch" commentary last time england won owt?

no... he was on treasure hunt wi anneka rice's arse! used to read the news too.

if his bus rolled on him he wernt much of a jammy dodger:D :D your thinkin of the earl of viscount! made some nice minty biscuits:p

wow!!! a button to fold your mirrors in?!? next you'll try tellin us there's one that makes the glass move!!

cliff richards tour bus rolled on top of him???! when?!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

yam yam ??? go on then.... wossit mean?

oh god yes... dint understand fur a minit!! anyway... why's this guy lookin fur tim burton?

too fookin right..... what you on abaht??

who did??? richard burton???

dint he marry liz taylor twice??

yeah... its quite a substantial bit of kit! what some poeple do too is roughly measure where abouts the sump plug is then drill a hole so you dunt have to take whole thing off next time!

there is some 10mm bolts at the edge of the sump guard... the rivets hold the thing together!!

BOYCOT THE BIG ONES BLAH BLAH BLAH THEY'LL GET SCARED AND REDUCE PRICES BLAH BLAH BLAH EVERYBODY WILL FOLLOW SUIT BLAH BLAH BLAH THEN WE'LL PAY 70P A LITRE BLAH BLAH BLAH WORRA LOAD OF OLD ****!!!! blockades of 2000 did what exactly? BIG FAT **** ALL!!!! GET A GRIP...

AND THE AWARD FOR "THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST BOLLOX ON LANDYZONE" GOES TO.............................................................................. RANGEBOB!!!! FOR HIS HIGHLY ILLEGAL ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!! *clap clap clap clap clap*

WORRA LOAD OF OLD ****!!!!!!!!!

stick around.... we aint even started!!!!! get a TD4 auto and the best warrenty you can!!