Sat on the sofa and laughed at Bixs upset at realising his MOT fix has shorted out his dash cluster. As I am only "maybe okayish" I will not be offering support or help. *sips tea*

If it helps the new battery is still sat in the boot alongside my new wings and alloys.....

Would you like to guess the answer to that?

Sexual favours don't get anything nowadays. Hence why I still don't have a new set of brakes...

After having a catch up through the comments I suddenly feel like I should say I am not or have ever been in the forces. Married to it though. In other news some builders have been getting VERY close to Honey. Would it be rude to let the dogs out if I catch them leaning on her again...?

It is too early in the morning to be thinking about that! Bix has always said we should just drop the tailgate for some er.. cuddle room but I'd be constantly paranoid that would be the time the tailgate snaps :confused: I wouldn't want to explain that to A&E...

Mine actually doesn't leak either. I mean....it doesn't run BUT she doesn't leak :D

Walked past Bixs' bus and pretended not to see the huge oil patch underneath. We're not at all bringing down the tone of the neighbourhood....

Since he paid to have Honey bought down he's in pretty good books for once! Socks is feeling much better on his new miracle drugs and is as spoilt as ever

Watched Bix sort his back brakes and discs from the comfort of my gravity chair. He is under VERY close supervision though.

He's hooooome! Socks lives to fight another day! In other news my car will be waiting for bulbs for a little while longe due to our furry financial burden.

Paid a lovely garage 10 quid and a couple of cakes to prise the old knackered tyres off my alloys and despose of them. They said they'd do it for free but were very excited when cake arrived. Was quoted 30 quid a corner from other places! Now Bix can say "I'll get round to it" for the next 4...

Just had the Test and Trace app ping up and put me in isolation for 7 days... at this point it feels like God is telling me not to work on Honey.

What's an MOT...? I've got 900 missing bulbs to fix before I can even think of one

Ugh god no. Can't stand leggings! I am chunky, pale and ginger though, Bix really went for a stunner! :p

I feel personally attacked right now....

Didn't know you were lurking down here? Or did you visit once to see all the P38s in the wild :D

He'll need help when I'm done with him. Does anyone want a 2.5 diesel? All yours for free as long as you can silently tow it away....

My 18"s are off at the moment waiting refurb and I actually hate how small the 16s make her look. They make her look more boxy somehow which is ridiculous since she's a fridge on wheels. The 18s were the one good thing the guys I bought her from did!