I wer hoping to be impressed.

Oooo talk in JockaJapaknees.

Wot the U stand for? Useless? Ugly? And E? Excitable? Excruciating? Enema?!

I niver new yew speaked Jerman slob. Am rite empresst.

Yer failed yer Inglish classis then Heff...? Yer dunt spell 'field' like 'feild'.:rolleyes:

OOOOOoooo! Did yer click the 'red triangle' Trew?! Did yer? Did yer??! Can I do it??!

hehehe!:D

FFS you too! Tis more ferkin 'pukey' than the Catz un Retz senario..! FFS sort it out un spare us the details..:rolleyes:

Touch wood its been runnin like a dream! Its still dripping a bit of oil but I can't see where its comin from. Mite be the sump, cos he bent the edge of it when he levered it of wi a huooooooge screwdriver..:D But if its comin from there I int too bothered.

Eggzactly. Was entertainin for us when we followed him tho!:D

Aye, we call him tha n'orl..:D

Aye it did! We wer just laffin about tha! Good evenin Trewy.;) XXX

stick yer poles in the oles, chuck yer canvas on the top and hey presto! Can't be that hard ffs..... Daft managed it.:rolleyes: ;)

soz. wanna narna?:o :D

Good point Mr Ratty. Am usually towin' the munkee cage n'orl. S'a big old trailer tha. Its got all his climbing apparatus and rope swings in it. I can't let him ride in the cab yu see. He'd break summat..:D

Mines got van sides and I never have any trouble at junctions! Even took it to Frog Land when I visitid Lord Slob. Din't have no bother there either, even tho the stoopid bastids drive on the wrong side o the road.

Ello Ilson. Welcome to LZ. Ere, I dint know we had a techy section?? Bollix to tha.. Go play in Anythin Goes. Much more edjumacayshunal.:D

Thankyou Father. I don't usually sin. Its the Munkees influence. I used ter be such a nice gurl.

Aye. Yer rite. I'm confoosin battered old run down ancient monuments wi 'national treasures'! Sorry Red.:o

Temple?! Or are yer confoosing that wi 'ancient monument'..?