I hadn't realised this was a Poofta thread. :oops: I feel all violated and durty now.

Kerrekted that for you :p

Is you on a shared water main then? :eek:

Mornin Dull and cool Water meter installer says I can't have one but they'll reduce my bill 🤔 Got some small pictures of the cars I've owned and goin to hang some of them in the hall More painting to do now it's not burning hot Stay busy all :)

As you have a irrigation system do you grow commercially or just for home use

No proof at all fake news , only 3 on this thread have them 😁

Didn't watch it the first time round then ?

A lot of fires start naturally, bottles , dewdrops lighting, silly law that just a get out clause

According to the Frog fire brigade at least 80 % more like 90% have a human cause either deliberate, or accidental like chucking a lighted cigarette out of a car window. They are trying to say that things like lightning strikes do not commonly...

Oh dear, and I thought they were Frau and Fraulien. Today I have the sisters Knee-ertz as well as their mother Frau Thumertz. Still we keep battling on, don't we?!:)

Morning All. :D Poor sleep last night awake 3..6. :( Those French ladies are here... Madam Backertz and Madam Knee-ertz. :( Shopping later. :( Have a good day. :D

Love it! I had quite a few with musical themes. One they particularly like showed a pair of slightly blurred hands playing a keyboard. After I had been disciplined for something I didn't do, I got rather angry and my wife bought me one of those...

On shelves next to the kipper-like ties!

Find any platform shoes? 💃

We is on 13 million views on me fred. Proof everybody likes Freelanders.

Fell er sheep last nite watching Minder on itv player fing. Its got them all eye fink. Eye likes Minder.

It has actually been raining here, but it is as if the clouds are on work to rule, as the drops are so slow.

If you have clothes you haven't really worn you must have been a bit of a dandy in the past. I have to admit to having worn all of mine regularly, though my red weskit with the shiny back got a few looks askance when I wore it around school! The...

Living in the Montagne Noire, so called because the mountain sides are covered in Oak trees, or pines, more recently. We do worry a bit about fires. In all the time we have holidayed here and since then lived here 6 months of the year, there have...

Yes it is so easy with tap water, not sure those with it, most people, realise the mindset you develop when its in short supply. Your deliveries don't sound too bad, we get less water than you for more - 10m3 for €160 and that's last years price...

I know exactly what you mean. The jackets fit really well, but the trews are a bit "higher-octave-tight". But I live in hope of the resurrection of my former self. ;) One of the jackets is a lovely dark (almost towards brown) green and it is so...

I'll be honest with you, people over here don't really modify their cars as it is sooo illegal. You will be breaking type spec for the model. No mech will want that hanging over them. After an accident I had a job persuading a mech to mend a...

So as it isn't too hot I have been out with the big weedwhacker/mulcher. Running better since its service. Did one tank, came in, about to go out again. I think I must be the only person for miles around cutting grass/weeds as they have all...

Have to say I am a bit jealous in that any clothes I wore before retirement and a little while after I could no longer get into, except for shirts and sweaters. Jackets would not button up and trews wouldn't get anywhere near fastening. The diff...

How did you know? LOL

Mini is going quite well (famous last words eh?) but there is one little niggle. When idling after a nice run and fully up to temperature it misses a beat now and then, you can hear/see it on the Rev counter. Google/Youtube comes up with the...

Welcome to the forum! (Maybe pop over to the Introduce yourself bit when you have a moment?) https://www.landyzone.co.uk/forum/introduce-yourself.20/

Flares and wide lapels? Love it!!🤣🤣🤣

Oh gosh and gawd-blimey. In prep for the incoming cuckoo family I have been forced to go through the wardrobes in the "other bedrooms" of my house to clear them.I have found 3 or 4 really nice 2-piece nice suits. Now I may never ever NEED a suit...

OK Benjamin Button. :)