Morning All. :D Up early cos theres a local classic car show and I ant to take the Mini and have gander. :) See you all later, have a great day. :D

It has to be said that newbies normally make their own thread in "Introduce yourself".

Welcome to landyzone regular users aimlessly banging into walls.

Swap ye a calibrated one for yer v8 :p

Our dogs get fed every day at 1700 hrs. They state "creating" at about 1600 which is slightly annoying. Imagine their surprise when today the got fed before even making a noise!!! 🤣🤣

Just had a quick look at some youtoobs about calibrating torque wrenches. The methods, hanging weights off and doing maths, is very obvious and not a problem. My problem is finding the mech to do any adjustment, especially as the high power one...

I'll put my clocks forward after I get up in the morning. Then I'll get an early nap in the afternoon.

Here's another trumpet.....Wanting some slates I advertised them at 50p each.... email from Russell ... Looking for 100 slates 16x10 with shouldered top corners and two drilled holes want to send image to ensure it’s what I need. Will accept...

Dont you start again about flippers. 🤣 🤣

Aw cmooooooon. You know that I use "flipper" as a euphemism!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

All I've done is oil it and hope for the best!!

Yup I give it back to snap on they do it for free. Diggi tools available from 30 sovs.

Now we Av Ocado all the time, the drivers... well we never see the same one twice unlike afore with Waitrose. The one who came Friday was an absolute car nut, so we had quite a chat. He had a Freelander once. He told me he spent so much on it...

Nowt like a knickerbockerglory!!!!!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Anyone know how to recalibrate a "more powerful than usual" torque wrench? I have a funny feeling that my one is a bit dodgy. Having just swapped out a front hub. I don't use it much.

We has to be up earlyish tomoz, as I have to cut my hair and trim my beard afore going to dottirs for lunch. (She takes Mother's Day really seriously!!) So we put our clocks forward yesterday. Really glad we did this! Normally we don't surface...

So you thought that was so funny, you had to post it twice!!!!!!!!! I can totally tell you, that this is false, Oh masta!!!!!

Put the big back seat back in the Disco, which I have to take out every MOT time as I bust the lock-up mechanism a while back and have yet to get around to fixing. :rolleyes: Flipping thing weighs loads. I move it with a sacktruck, one "whoop"...

Cos they is a load of trumpets!!! Obvs!🤣

Why is it when you advertise somit loads of trumpets ask your best price.

Yer one of mine went too so thats not so good is it. 🤣🤣

Late to the party as per..🤣🤣

Your wish is my command oh masta!!!🤣🤣

Never mind!!;) ;) ;)

I meant me ya coconut 🤣🤣 So go back n edit yer sad face....

Had this earlier...................:p

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Sounds like timing id retard it a couple of degrees & see if it runs better you may have to mess about with your AFR though. I recently had to mess about with a boat carb engine.(inboard) Loads of people been looking at it for 2 years. Starts...

Depends if you want a family 💑👫👬👭

I find anything to do with loss of power regarding the battery causes other things to act up. So battery terminal, battery, alternator. Running like a wild animal when full charge power is corrected. I have found from experience.