The Kergan
New Member
You know your a tratter driver and not a Freelander driver when,
you occasionally find rust flakes in your ears.
you keep these strange Imperial-thread bolts in your pocket in case the dashboard falls off.
WD40 has a higher priority on the household budget than milk.
your bathtub bears a sign: "Not suitable for engine blocks".
you dream of burned Lucas electrics when your wife smokes a cigarette in bed.
Essex girls turn you down after they`ve seen your Tratter.
10 lbs of of prime top soil falls on the tarmac when you slam your door shut.
you keep K&N air filter cleaning liquid under the kitchen sink because you need it so often.
you can't find any clothes without battery acid holes or engine oil stains.
there are more tools in the tratter than in your house.
the only two shops you know in town are the land rover dealer and the tool shop.
you wonder why the moss in your tratter's inner window sills is greener than your lawn.
you are used to switch off headlights before indicating right because they interfere.
your friends steal imperial sockets for you as a wedding present.
you can't decide whether to park on a hill in case your starter fails or on the flat in case your handbrake fails.
you put your coat on as you get INTO your tratter.
you keep degreaser in the shower.
you get lent to elderly relatives and their friends to get the compost from the garden centre. Two tonnes at a time.
whilst driving, you frequently turn down the volume of the stereo .... to check for new noises.
you stop at a petrol station to top up oil and to check the petrol level.
your dishwasher dies because of engine oil sediments.
police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket.
everyone in the landy parts dept knows you by name.
people in VW camper vans follow you so they can watch someone else break down.
you occasionally find rust flakes in your ears.
you keep these strange Imperial-thread bolts in your pocket in case the dashboard falls off.
WD40 has a higher priority on the household budget than milk.
your bathtub bears a sign: "Not suitable for engine blocks".
you dream of burned Lucas electrics when your wife smokes a cigarette in bed.
Essex girls turn you down after they`ve seen your Tratter.
10 lbs of of prime top soil falls on the tarmac when you slam your door shut.
you keep K&N air filter cleaning liquid under the kitchen sink because you need it so often.
you can't find any clothes without battery acid holes or engine oil stains.
there are more tools in the tratter than in your house.
the only two shops you know in town are the land rover dealer and the tool shop.
you wonder why the moss in your tratter's inner window sills is greener than your lawn.
you are used to switch off headlights before indicating right because they interfere.
your friends steal imperial sockets for you as a wedding present.
you can't decide whether to park on a hill in case your starter fails or on the flat in case your handbrake fails.
you put your coat on as you get INTO your tratter.
you keep degreaser in the shower.
you get lent to elderly relatives and their friends to get the compost from the garden centre. Two tonnes at a time.
whilst driving, you frequently turn down the volume of the stereo .... to check for new noises.
you stop at a petrol station to top up oil and to check the petrol level.
your dishwasher dies because of engine oil sediments.
police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket.
everyone in the landy parts dept knows you by name.
people in VW camper vans follow you so they can watch someone else break down.
