Tom Woods · May 25, 2006

On Wed, 24 May 2006 20:15:32 +0100, "Graham G"
<g.r.gleedREMOVE@THISbtinternet.com> wrote:

>Tom Woods muttered summat about:
>
>> 101 owners have longer shafts....
>
>Now there's a bumper sticker!!

I'll stick one in the middle of my front bumper

Alex · May 25, 2006

On Wed, 24 May 2006 09:28:48 +0100, Tom Woods
<news@NOPSAMtomwoods.co.uk> wrote:

>On Tue, 23 May 2006 23:22:47 +0100, Alex <nospam.alex@cbmsys.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>Oh I never had a problem getting it in the hole, you just have to look
>>underneath (or stand on a mirror) and aim it carefully. It's just once
>>you've got it all the way in, it's rather stiff and requires much
>>effort to obtain smooth reciprocal movement. It does, however get
>>easier as you put more effort into it. You'd be surprised that once
>>you get into the rhythm of it and just as you're beginning to enjoy
>>the experience it goes off like a rocket, resulting in a great sense
>>of relief and pleasure, leaving you happily panting away......
>
>101 owners have longer shafts....

Does that mean mine has shrunk again as im an ex-101 owner?

Not that I LIKE being an ex-101 owner.....

Alex

Mother · May 25, 2006

On Thu, 25 May 2006 19:47:35 +0100, Alex <nospam.alex@cbmsys.co.uk>
wrote:

>Not that I LIKE being an ex-101 owner.....

No, I think you need to re-evaluate your life a bit Alex.

We can always make excuses _not_ to do something. You got bugger-all
to lose by making life changes (erm, if you'll excuse the pun!), and
you've suffered at the hands of that bus company long enough matey.

It's a kin big world out there - happiness is only one small (well,
about the size of a Range Rover in reality...) decision away

--
Scintillate, scintillate, globe vivific
Fain would I ponder thy nature specific
Loftily poised in ether capacious
Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous.

Alex · May 25, 2006

On Thu, 25 May 2006 21:06:49 +0100, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net>
wrote:

>On Thu, 25 May 2006 19:47:35 +0100, Alex <nospam.alex@cbmsys.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>Not that I LIKE being an ex-101 owner.....
>
>No, I think you need to re-evaluate your life a bit Alex.
>
>We can always make excuses _not_ to do something. You got bugger-all
>to lose by making life changes (erm, if you'll excuse the pun!), and
>you've suffered at the hands of that bus company long enough matey.
>
>It's a kin big world out there - happiness is only one small (well,
>about the size of a Range Rover in reality...) decision away

Mm. Strangely, Martyn, you have hit the nail so squarely on the head
it's uncanny. I'm not gonna say any more, as i don't wish to discuss
my personal life on a public forum.

Alex

Steve · May 25, 2006

Alex wrote:
> Mm. Strangely, Martyn, you have hit the nail so squarely on the head
> it's uncanny. I'm not gonna say any more, as i don't wish to discuss
> my personal life on a public forum.
>

Should you be seriously interested in returning to the fold, I may have
found another 101, belonging to someone who doesn't know what it is
worth and is looking to get rid.

Steve

Tom Woods · May 25, 2006

On Thu, 25 May 2006 23:15:33 +0100, Steve
<steve@thetaylorfamily.org.uk> wrote:

>Alex wrote:
>> Mm. Strangely, Martyn, you have hit the nail so squarely on the head
>> it's uncanny. I'm not gonna say any more, as i don't wish to discuss
>> my personal life on a public forum.
>>
>
>Should you be seriously interested in returning to the fold, I may have
>found another 101, belonging to someone who doesn't know what it is
>worth and is looking to get rid.

I'm also told that Staffs search and rescue are also thinking of
selling their 101 ambi (message from the dad of a friend of a friend),
if you fancied a working ambi (its done in white with the reflective
stripes and stuff!)

Alex · May 26, 2006

On Thu, 25 May 2006 23:50:37 +0100, Tom Woods
<news@NOPSAMtomwoods.co.uk> wrote:

>On Thu, 25 May 2006 23:15:33 +0100, Steve
><steve@thetaylorfamily.org.uk> wrote:
>
>>Alex wrote:
>>> Mm. Strangely, Martyn, you have hit the nail so squarely on the head
>>> it's uncanny. I'm not gonna say any more, as i don't wish to discuss
>>> my personal life on a public forum.
>>>
>>
>>Should you be seriously interested in returning to the fold, I may have
>>found another 101, belonging to someone who doesn't know what it is
>>worth and is looking to get rid.
>
>I'm also told that Staffs search and rescue are also thinking of
>selling their 101 ambi (message from the dad of a friend of a friend),
>if you fancied a working ambi (its done in white with the reflective
>stripes and stuff!)

Heh, if i wanted an ambi, i wouldn't have sold the one i had.
Unfortunatly the ambi was just too damn big, heavy and thirsty. A GS
is what i'd like, preferably LPG or Diesel, but i really cant afford
either the vehicle or the fuel consumption. (Although I think even a
3.5 v8 would be an improvement on the current 15mpg from my 2.25)

Alex

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