Hippo · Dec 6, 2016

Marmaduke said:
@vinnieboy put some pictures up of your vehicle including the engine bay and I'm sure one of these nice gentlemen will identify it for you. I the mean time may I recommend that you refrain from slagging off their hippos that are a truly fine vehicle well deserving of the great Land Rover badge
See @Hippo sometimes us tratterers can be nice

Nurse is it time for my medication?

Marmaduck, yer slowly being converted. You'll be having a bath twice a week soon. Won't be long after that it will be daily.

vinnieboy · Dec 6, 2016

Marmaduke said:
@vinnieboy put some pictures up of your vehicle including the engine bay and I'm sure one of these nice gentlemen will identify it for you. I the mean time may I recommend that you refrain from slagging off their hippos that are a truly fine vehicle well deserving of the great Land Rover badge
See @Hippo sometimes us tratterers can be nice

Nurse is it time for my medication?

I will consider myself suitably chastised my friend but I must say in my defense that I really do like my freelander & would not intentionally try to undermine the members of this hallowed forum...MI LUD.

Dartmoor Navigator · Dec 6, 2016

@vinnieboy

A few pickchewers of yer motah would go down a treat... although they might get sectretly abused by one or two Freelander fans

Go on, show us yer body panels... phwarrrr....

vinnieboy · Dec 6, 2016

HI GUYS ,
Just so as to let people understand how impressed I am with my car I treated her to a new set of side steps today & have spent most of the day & night fitting them. One of the reasons was because I think they give her a more manly look but the main reason was that the drivers seat bolster has worn through because the last owner was obviously sliding in & out of the seat causing it to wear thin before it split. That side of the seat bolster has been flattened & the sponge has been torn away so I think I might have to buy a new/second hand seat unless someone on the forum has a how to repair upholstery.
Also as its been pouring with rain up here I couldn,t get too for under the car to check out the condition of the underseal so maybe someone could let
me know whether I should do it again before the real bad weather sets in.

Dartmoor Navigator · Dec 6, 2016

Honestly...

I just took my side steps off. They're ****, they do nothing and have the potential to hold muck on the bottom of yer car... I would have gladly given you mine

The seat is worn because Freelander seats are quite high and a taller person has to scrape their bonce getting in the car while sliding their arse over the seat.

Now about these pickchewers... go on show us yer bald rubber...

vinnieboy · Dec 6, 2016

Dartmoor Navigator said:
@vinnieboy

A few pickchewers of yer motah would go down a treat... although they might get sectretly abused by one or two Freelander fans

Go on, show us yer body panels... phwarrrr....

Too busy working on her for fotos bro but soon as I get done I,ll give her a good clay bar & get the wax on her ready for winter, as I said
I need to see about the upholstery & if I can,t mend it maybe you could let me know where to source a matching drivers seat other
than the scrap yard. Actually I think my F1 (I like the sound of that) looks pretty good just now so maybe I,ll take some snaps tomorrow
& try posting em on here so where do I see fotos of you guys F1,s??

Dartmoor Navigator · Dec 6, 2016

My drivers seat is starting to split. To be honest some Harry Black Maskers will do the trick for me.

vinnieboy · Dec 7, 2016

Dartmoor Navigator said:
Honestly...

I just took my side steps off. They're ****, they do nothing and have the potential to hold muck on the bottom of yer car... I would have gladly given you mine

The seat is worn because Freelander seats are quite high and a taller person has to scrape their bonce getting in the car while sliding their arse over the seat.

Now about these pickchewers... go on show us yer bald rubber...

Now you tell me!!!!! Thats what I meant when I asked for advice... LIKE... hey bro don,t buy side steps cos they aint worth a duck annnnd I
didn,t want to mention it but I cracked my nut on the top of the door trim when I tried them out..So one upgrade down the swanee but where are you on upholstery repair which will need a bit of heavy duty repair work cos as you say my big arse will be sliding off & on it.

Dartmoor Navigator · Dec 7, 2016

vinnieboy said:
but where are you on upholstery repair which will need a bit of heavy duty repair work cos as you say my big arse will be sliding off & on it.

Harry Black Maskers... well it's what I'll use

GrumpyGel · Dec 7, 2016

Owning Landies is all about bolting bits on that don't necessarily make any sense!

So if you want a ladder that no one is going to climb, or MT tyres that will only ever see tarmac, or indeed side steps who's only realistic function is to collect rust enabling mud on your chassis - that is all absolutely fine.

Problem with the seat is normal. You could take a seat from a breakers - but it'll probably be just as pants. You can swap the seat cushion & cover from the passenger side, but then you have a hole in the passenger seat. So, the best solution is to get the passenger seat cushion/cover from a breakers and replace your driver's one with it. They are all held on with clips, and the drivers and passengers are slightly different, but it works a treat

Have a look at this post and the follow-ups....

https://www.landyzone.co.uk/land-ro...freelander-today.199594/page-340#post-3827775

vinnieboy · Dec 7, 2016

Dartmoor Navigator said:
Harry Black Maskers... well it's what I'll use
Well that,s original,, I mean why didn,t I think of that!!! Can,t wait to see your fotos bro...masking tape,,gaffer tape,,super glue & a big f3ckin gorilla in the passenger seat. Don,t suppose the guys have tagged the nickname... Meccanno man on you By the way are we the only guys still awake tonight??

vinnieboy · Dec 7, 2016

GrumpyGel said:
Owning Landies is all about bolting bits on that don't necessarily make any sense!

So if you want a ladder that no one is going to climb, or MT tyres that will only ever see tarmac, or indeed side steps who's only realistic function is to collect rust enabling mud on your chassis - that is all absolutely fine.

Problem with the seat is normal. You could take a seat from a breakers - but it'll probably be just as pants. You can swap the seat cushion & cover from the passenger side, but then you have a hole in the passenger seat. So, the best solution is to get the passenger seat cushion/cover from a breakers and replace your driver's one with it. They are all held on with clips, and the drivers and passengers are slightly different, but it works a treat

Have a look at this post and the follow-ups....

https://www.landyzone.co.uk/land-ro...freelander-today.199594/page-340#post-3827775

LOVE your way of thinking man. I get your drift on side steps causing rust elsewhere although the steps are alloy they don,t help matters in months to come.

Dartmoor Navigator · Dec 7, 2016

Masking tape will help if you get any warning lights, you can just stick a bit of tape over them... problem solved.

wattfield · Dec 7, 2016

vinnieboy said:
Thanks bro...Now that is a positive answer, you can,t hide from facts. Speaking of facts.. my car is a 2003 model and runs really sweet just nowso my question is HOW THE FACKT has it not fallen to pieces yet.????

It's probably been kept in a dry garage.
It's raining in Glasgow, so the doors will probably fall off in the morning.

vinnieboy · Dec 7, 2016

wattfield said:
It's probably been kept in a dry garage.
It's raining in Glasgow, so the doors will probably fall off in the morning.

Could be right there bro...Still I,ve always got the masking tape cure. Whats good about the rain is it gives us pure fresh drinking water with no scum floating on it but it also keeps the midges & other foreign bodies from
coming this side of the border.

blue beasty · Dec 7, 2016

vinnieboy said:
Could be right there bro...Still I,ve always got the masking tape cure. Whats good about the rain is it gives us pure fresh drinking water with no scum floating on it but it also keeps the midges & other foreign bodies from
coming this side of the border.

Finally the doors fallin orf issue has been taken seriously

Turboman · Dec 7, 2016

Hippo said:
I wouldn't eggspect someone lucky enough to own a Freelander to post this cr*p. Time to ignore it.

Doubt if its a genuine freelander fred!

Hes barely mentioned the doors!

vinnieboy · Dec 7, 2016

Dartmoor Navigator · Dec 7, 2016

Nice, where's the mud?

vinnieboy · Dec 7, 2016

OK guys I,ve probably made a total bolls of it & landed myself in trouble but its the best I could do.

vinnieboy said:

Lord Hippo

Member

Well-Known Member

Member

Well-Known Member

Member

Well-Known Member

Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Member

Member

Well-Known Member

AKA Dirk Diggler

Member

Leaks an prone to bits dropping off

Mab An Gov

Member

Attachments

Well-Known Member

Member

Similar threads