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• Jun 10, 2015

• #21

sp00k said:

You've got to use your imagination.

<music>bow chica chica chica bow chica chica chica</music>

I opened the door wearing literally nothing but my size 28G bra to be greeted by burly man.

"Morning Mam, I be the pluimber", says he, in a strong Dorset accent, "I eard there was a big job wot wanted sorting around ere". I licked finger suggestively and said "now don't you get the wrong idea big boy, I'm only after a shower.".

<music>bow chica chica chica bow chica chica chica</music>

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morning mam ?!?!? you got issues mate!

i'd have understood ma'am.. but your mother!

 

sp00k

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• Jun 10, 2015

• #22

It's how they pronounce it in Dorset

 

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• Jun 10, 2015

• #23

sp00k said:

It's how they pronounce it in Dorset

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ah yes, that makes sense.. they probably would say it to their mam down there

 

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Rosie

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• Jun 12, 2015

• #24

bloody 'ell...

you lot have overactive imaginations... 28G?!!! I don't make it that far down the alphabet

 

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• Jun 12, 2015

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Rosie said:

bloody 'ell...

you lot have overactive imaginations... 28G?!!! I don't make it that far down the alphabet

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you know the rules... *chuckle*

 

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Rosie

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• Jun 12, 2015

• #26

trax said:

you know the rules... *chuckle*

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• Jun 12, 2015

• #27

:bowl: :cheer2: :screaming_bug_eye_f :5bparty: :lvkiss-106:

 

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Rosie

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• Jun 12, 2015

• #28

Dont mention it...

here's a pic of my arse

 

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• Jun 12, 2015

• #29

is this like tinder?

 

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Rosie

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• Jun 12, 2015

• #30

Hahahah I reckon so...

 

Saltlick

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• Jun 12, 2015

• #31

Hmm.. I'm starting to regret stepping into this thread...
Could really go for some tasty baps now