Yeah, I reckon it's the homemady bar & bumper, though the tinfoil & masking tape down the sides don't help much neither...............Slob, do you go out looking for plain wrong, French Landies, photograph them then take the pics home to ridicule at your leisure? See, see, that's what happens when they let you out!
Does show how little you need to do to mess up a classic look though, don't it?