My pub land lady announced the other day she now had enough money to buy her dream car, a Land Rover. I asked her which one, a 300tdi or td5 110, 90 etc. She replied,
"Ummmm, a red or yellow one"!

Dunt forget to tell her red ones can't go up hills ...
 
My daughter, bless her often says to me "dad I think boys only like me for my Land Rover".
I keep telling her she gets her good looks from her mother.
Daughter is presently unattached so if anyone interested in a bubbly fun loving girl PM me please.
 

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Dunt forget to tell her red ones can't go up hills ...
Actually it gave me great excuse to talk about Landys so I told her to play safe and get a 90 300tdi. She's now asking me about waxoyl, boost pins and uprated intercoolers. How's that for progress!
 
I believe the ladies like to drive any vehicle with 'LAND ROVER' stamped across the bonnet. It'll get them home.
 
My daughter, bless her often says to me "dad I think boys only like me for my Land Rover".
I keep telling her she gets her good looks from her mother.
Daughter is presently unattached so if anyone interested in a bubbly fun loving girl PM me please.

Strike 2
 

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