The 1st mod for a suzuki is, remove the key, go to ebay and buy a defender..keep it simple stupid.
 
I was recomended to join it by a friend, else i would have searched suzuki forum or something tbh. cheers anyway, i shudda just been told at the start
 
I was recomended to join it by a friend, else i would have searched suzuki forum or something tbh. cheers anyway, i shudda just been told at the start
FFS! Ye could've lied and said ye had a Gaylander or summit:rolleyes: then slipped in yer probs wi' yer slitty;):p:D
 
As Buster sed, the clue's in the name... I think i found the one for you...

www.cockwitha****heapzone.co.uk
 
As above, have a list of things id like but what is a 4x4ers 1st mod?

Seriouse answer, the little SJ is actually quite a capable little off-roader.

Its main problem is the tw@s that tend to drive them!

And the idea that they need extreme mods to be cool & useful......

The 'Ultimate' SJ apparently being a leaf sprung Range Rover!

Anyway.....

1...i have no money for a defender!

So dont waste your money trying to make an SJ something it will never be!

Show us not ALL SJ drivers are complete gadgget twonks;

leave it alone, use it as a training tool to learn off-roading....

and save your dosh towards a Landy!

2... ur all ****s

If you are brave enough to come on a Landy forum, call yourself Suzuki Sam, and then start insulting us, I'd have thought you'd have at least had the bollocks to do it in english....Why noy just say,

You Landy Drivers are Wamkers!

If that's what you mean, We tend not to beat about the bush on here, matey......

You might like to try again........

We'll take the **** out of the Zook, but then we take the **** out of Frisbies, and everything else too.... taking the **** on here is almost mandatory....

Your off to a good start!
 
Depending on how clever you are with the spanners... The leaf springs can be mounted on top of the axles giving a handy lift to be able to fit larger tyres - although if you do that your next mod will want to be a roll cage.

As advised earlier, get out and try it. Went out in my mates Vitara yesterday (he bought it cos it was cheap, I rode in it cos he was trying to help a friend who was stuck in a slightly dubious location... not in my car matey!) and barring his confusion about free-wheeling hubs it actually handled the rough stuff very well. The only place he had difficulty was crossing a breakover when the sills touched, two 15st passengers vacated and it ****ed it over :)!
 
burn it, seriously enjoy the humor or **** off.
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suzukis dont need any mods to drive offroad, get some cheapo mud tyres off fleabay and learn how to drive offroad, when it breaks - buy a landy, basically what i did although i had a daihatsu
 

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