Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
Trouble is, when they're that size it's difficult to get the orange up their bum. That's the ducks, you understand, not the girlies.
Look guys, I think reusing the stuff is a good idea - fencing, undersealing, filling chassis voids with it, burning it, sticking it in your tank. Just don't tip it down drain or onto your land. If you dilute it enough the oil itself won't hurt the ground too much, but used oil is full of nasty heavy metals that will get into your vegetables and damage your children.
And I ain't got a bike Yella, cos I've got a Disco...
Bollix I've used loads of oil and I've never seen Motorhead, Iron Maiden or Black Sabbath in any of it.