Maybe yu could get IBM to sponsor you!Now I have big blue and little blue
Wikipedia said:A white elephant is a possession which its owner cannot dispose of and whose cost, particularly that of maintenance, is out of proportion to its usefulness.
Previous ones have been:
Doris - 110 200tdI
Dora - a manky old 300tdi disco
Daisy - a white 200tdi 110 made to look like a cow
Arnie - the current 300tdi 110
Did you sell Daisey to a girl called Amanda from Stockport?
Only my friend Amanda had a 200tdi 110 that was white, painted with black spots.