GRUNT · Jul 20, 2006

My dearest Slob
In answer to your first question, probably. And in answer to your second question, I went to a general stores the other day and asked if they fitted men with trusses. The assistant reply "yes", so I asked him to wash his hands and sell me a quater of jelly babies! Which means I have no support, so if yours is clean and you have no need for it...............................................................oops I've run out of inspiration and the gaffers just come in.

slob · Jul 20, 2006

my dear sweet darling grunt,
i'm so glad you remembered that i simply adore jelly babies. I do so hope you got lots of black ones as they is my favorite ones.
I have to say that if you have run out of inspiration i would suggest that you turn of the A/C . i find that is a good way to get the inspiration flowing again

mmaddock · Jul 24, 2006

Please tell me people aren't stupid enough to buy these things...?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150015060946

Miniman · Jul 25, 2006

Oh yes they are. There are a few motors come in the garage with them on....Thick as pig S**t.

slob · Jul 25, 2006

they'll be selling dilithium crystals next.
..
.. gaylander head gasket gone? again?
then buy a dilithium crystal
no more HG worries
improved performance and, this is the big one
you actually get some orf road ability
buy two and you can manage that big kirb outside the school
.
. yes folks this week only we are throwing in a warp drive for only £4.99

Widget · Jul 25, 2006

Bollocks - even a ****wit knows you fix a gaylander head gasket with a sonic screwdriver and cornflake packet. Di-lithium crystals, even at £4.99 for two, are only capable of fixing the inexplicable powers losses on Td4 engines.

Hang on, that's a lie. Not even di-lithium is capable of making a permanent fix on a gaylander. It's anti-inevitability dust that does that. Never seen it on ebay though...

slob · Jul 25, 2006

i stood here corrected then i thought would toilet paper do just as well as a cornflake packet or is that only good for fighting klingons

Widget · Jul 25, 2006

Composite toilet paper does the job fine, the sintered tin version is a little...scratchy and works on the principle of flicking the klingons off.

yella · Jul 25, 2006

ffs ive just ordered some of those

whereswaldo583 · Jul 28, 2006

does anyone know if there is a lift kit for the 94 defender nas??

clivees · Jul 28, 2006

Hi all
Speaking of Toilet Paper
here is somthing for all the BMW drivers of the world

Atech iLounge Toilet Paper Dispenser with iPod Dock
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2006/01/atech_ilounge_t.html

Sorry if this has been suggested before but i cant be F***ed to read all of this epic post.

Clivees

whereswaldo583 · Aug 3, 2006

i could use one of those...i can get pretty bored in there sometimes

Widget · Aug 3, 2006

Wheresdildo! We missed you

Hows Alice, how's the packing job at Safeway?

Why did you fit those wheels to your truck?

P.S. Don't lift your truck, the airs a bit too thin up there...

whereswaldo583 · Aug 4, 2006

the packing job is fine...and i got promoted! alice is good...the wheels give me more offset. why does it grind on 2nd gear above 2500 rpm??

scott110 · Sep 3, 2006

Just seen this pointed out on another forum:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/THE-WORST-LAN...2QQihZ012QQcategoryZ29748QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Scott.

discomania · Sep 4, 2006

whereswaldo583 said:
the packing job is fine...and i got promoted! alice is good...the wheels give me more offset. why does it grind on 2nd gear above 2500 rpm??

Your syncros are possibly a little worn and 2500 is too fast for them now.

slob · Sep 4, 2006

whereswaldo583 said:
the packing job is fine...and i got promoted! alice is good...the wheels give me more offset. why does it grind on 2nd gear above 2500 rpm??

promotion huh?? does this mean you get to pack fudge aswellas ****?

slob · Oct 12, 2006

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/jaguar-xj6-v8...4QQihZ001QQcategoryZ10390QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

don't it instill confidence when the sales dude knows what he is talking about?

slob · Oct 21, 2006

smirke!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Land-Rover-Se...8QQihZ004QQcategoryZ31348QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

ormus · Oct 22, 2006

love the exhaust pipe!

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